Three men were in the martenity hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins." "Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team." Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're the father of triplets." "Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I work with the 3M Company." Listinig to his fellows coincidences, the third man dropped down fainted. It was found that he was working for 7-UP!"