Cheka kwa kiingereza

[SumadaVinci]

Huu ni uzi wa kutupia vichekesho na vimbweka vya kingereza tu japo mimi nimeanza kwa kiswahili 😅😅 anza na hii


my son is stupid imaging he get zero even if i do his hormwork for him😅😅😅

 

[kimbendengu]

😂😂😂

 

[SumadaVinci]

he just said "let's meet in town and you're already shaving ....
judith why????

 

[SumadaVinci]

there is no african guy with more than 5 boxers unless he was adopted😅😅😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

i will never watch bongo movie again how can a ghost wear BARAKOA😅😅😅

 

[simplemind]

Wife sends programmer husband to grocery.

She tells him:
“I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.”
The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread.
The wife asks: “Why the hell did you get 6 loaves of bread?”
To which the husband replies: “They had eggs.”

 

[mkhande95]

He is so tall that if he drinks milk, when it gets in his stomach it is already yoghurt...

 

[SumadaVinci]

He is so tall that if he drinks milk, when it gets in his stomach it is already yoghurt...

😅😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

name your daughter pregnant,so that when a guy meet her

Guy: hii am john
your dauhgter: hi am pregnant

case closed

 

[mkhande95]

"What's your name, boy?"
"Henry."
"Say 'sir' "
"Alright, Sir Henry..."

 

[mkhande95]

name your daughter pregnant,so that when a guy meet her

Guy: hii am john
your dauhgter: hi am pregnant

case closed

😀😀😀

 

[mkhande95]

Guy1; "My girlfriend is one of the twins"
Guy2; "How can you tell them apart?"
Guy1; "Her brother's got a beard".

 

[SumadaVinci]

Guy1; "My girlfriend is one of the twins"
Guy2; "How can you tell them apart?"
Guy1; "Her brother's got a beard".

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 lol

 

[SumadaVinci]

some of you cant enjoy your relationship bcoz you Are busy trying to catch your partner cheating😅😅😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

nowdays if you ignore your woman for 5 days....you will found her in a 6 months relationship😅😅😅😅😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

those student who used to read three topics ahead of the teacher....do you have your june salary yet ???😅😅😅😅😅

 

[mkhande95]

nowdays if you ignore your woman for 5 days....you will found her in a 6 months relationship😅😅😅😅😅😅

😁😁😁

 

[SumadaVinci]

ladies please dont borrow our phones ...you make us delete important messeges,photos and videos.

 

[SumadaVinci]

if you have problems with you man dont come online and make other ladies think all men are dogs....carry your own dog to the vet

 

[SumadaVinci]

if my wife doesnt like you ....i'm sorry we dont like you😅😅😅😅