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Chagga's mind

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by wilbald, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    GOODMORNING BUDDY!
    AM JUST SAYING HELLO TO YOU GUYS.

    THIS IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN DAR ES SALAAM! .

    ' CHAGGA MIND' - A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays bank in DAR ES SALAAM City

    and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business

    for four weeks and needs to borrow TSH 150,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank

    will need some form of security for the loan, so the CHAGGA man hands over the

    keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.

    He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the CHAGGA

    for using a TSH 255 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a TSH 150,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    Four weeks later, the CHAGGA returns, repays the TSH 150,000 and the interest, which comes to TSH 15,000.

    The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and

    this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.

    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 'TSH 150,000'

    The CHAGGA replies: 'Where else in DAR ES SALAAM can I park my car for

    four weeks for only TSH 15,000 and expect it to be safe and intact when I return???''

    Ah, the mind of the CHAGGA ... ..

    Have a nice day
     
  2. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha!
    Huyo kweli mjanja...lol

    Nice day pia mkuu.
     
  3. Rejao

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    Hii story nilianza kuisikia miaka ya zamaaani nikiwa primary school! Nashangaa mpaka leo ni mpya kwa baadhi ya watu!!!
     
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    hehehe thats rejao now
     
  5. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    ni sawa ila mbona hii formula uliikuta na bado wanao hadi vitukuu wataitumia? E=MC2[SUP][/SUP]
     
  6. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    ahsante sana bibiye!
     
  7. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    yah! he is always obnoxious
     
  8. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    hata mimi leo nimejua kiingilishi,
    kweli huyu mangi alikuwa na akili zaidi ya watu wengine,
    asante mkuu kwa kuifanya siku yangu.
     
  9. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    Thanxs too my senior!
     
  10. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Sie wengine tumesoma primary za kata mkuu, hakuna walimu wa kutupigia story...
     
  11. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu.
     
  12. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    At least nimetabasam,thanx!
     
  13. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    thanks too...i believe today we won't have a blue monday...do we?
     
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    LAT JF-Expert Member

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    wilbad , what a sensetional story and a perfect answer as well

    good day brother
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    mie wachaga sio watani zangu,mchanga wa pwani huo! Nalog off
     
  16. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    it is my pleasure......super..super...super thanks brother!
     
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    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    it is true washawasha...but halloween are everywhere.
     

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    Duh! U made may day!
     
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    mie kwetu Mafia.
     
  20. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    mungu wangu! hujasikia maji ya bahari yanaongezeka kila kukicha? nadhani hadi january next year kisiwa chote cha mafia kitakuwa kimezama baharini...nakushauri ukatafute kihamba kule uchaggani na ununue jina (ukoo) wa akina marreale kabla mambo hayaja haribika.
     
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