Hizi lugha hizi mmhhhh!!! hebu itafsiri hii kitu kwa kimatumbi
"Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there."
cc King'asti nisaidie kimatumbi cha hiyo makitu hapo juu
Hizi lugha hizi mmhhhh!!! hebu itafsiri hii kitu kwa kimatumbi
"Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there."
cc King'asti nisaidie kimatumbi cha hiyo makitu hapo juu
...Najua uhuru marathon hautakuja teh teh
Hahah...nimesikia hizo ni mbio za maselebriti na mimi si mmojawao
- Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to
my police report.- I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
- If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good
position to kiss my ass!- Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems,
I'm tired of solving them for you.- The road to success is always under
construction.- Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
- Born to express not to impress.
- Silent people have the loudest minds.
- Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than
to admit it's killing you.- You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to
surf.- Life is like photography, You use the negatives to
develop.- Two things are infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's
left.- When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means
you've stopped living your life their way.- If you want to make your dreams come true, The first
thing you have to do is wake up.- I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy
imagination.- Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to
think.- You never know how strong you are, until being strong
is the only choice you have.- You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
- When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why
me? Just say, try me!- I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the
same side Now.- If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means
that you are 'Above them'.- Failure is the opportunity to begin again more
intelligently.- The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that
you don't have to remember what you said.- Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful
people with talent.- Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
- Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
- Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to
kill them.- I am not failed......My success is just
postponed.- If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise
your standard.- When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!!
Competition".- I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
- I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i
was wrong.- I know i am something, Because god doesn't create
garbage.- If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one
of them pretty!- When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
- If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
- I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am
smoking.- I am not drunk, I am just chemically
off-balanced.- Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK
ON.- I am so poor that i can't pay attention in
class.- Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental
words.- I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm
God.- Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
- Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates
you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.- I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
- Nothing is over until you stop trying.
- Person you love is 72.8% water.
- I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better
class of people.- People say, you can't live without love...I think
oxygen is more important.- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having
brain.- When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the
wrong way.- she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it
says "Made in china".- I drink to make other people interesting.
- If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
- Save water drink beer.
- Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of
opportunity.- Not all men are fo
mmmm uko juu thanks