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Bei ya kupandisha Dume

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    An Idaho farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.
    "Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
    "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
    "Well, said the farmer, is your mom here?"
    "No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "He went with mom and dad."
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.
    "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer dad."
    "Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae pregnant."
    The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded.
    "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."
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    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    A boy was a one SERIOUS kid! Lol!
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    This is nice one! Charges for the boy must be doubled, I guess.

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    A nice rural joke! But there is one thing Mtoboasiri.Couldn't you adapt the joke to Tanzanian situation?Why Idaho farmer and not say, Tabora farmer or Bukoba farmer? The practice of charging a fee for a bull to mate with a cow is common in many countries.
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    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks, point taken. Ila nilikuwa na lengo kupima how colloquial English is still remembered or perceived among the youth of today!
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    Haika JF-Expert Member

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    youth of today?...... Remember? I think you wanted to know if they even come across it or happen to understand it.
    Anyway, nice joke thks