Beer Troubleshooting

[Sniper]

Kwa wale wazee wa kilaji, ngoja niwape some tips siku moja unaweza kukumbana na hizi situations.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Go to washrooms, practice in mirror.


SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.


SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with barmaid.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself stand-up and get yourself a beer.


SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get the barmaid to serve you another beer.


SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get barmaid to serve you another beer.


SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him and continue with your beer.


SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody


SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

 

[Kiherehere]

hahahaaa nimezipenda hizo... nitazitumia leo jioni kama nikiona kila dalili.... solitions tayari ninazo

 

[mgodi]

Oooh!! Upo vizuri. Nimezipenda hizo.

 

[Sniper]

zinahusika sana hizo

 

[Twilumba]

On the way to appy..... maana hadi ijumaa itakuwa late!!