Gamaha
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- Jul 17, 2008
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Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after
a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people
all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with
little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his
heart with others..
He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among
ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and
help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this.
1.The first pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people i
my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little
by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the
church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired!
2.Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine!
I have slept with every woman in the church including married women.
As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next
prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!
3. The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They
thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my
problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share your stories with
other
people! I will be back...
*The other pastors fainted!!*
a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people
all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with
little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his
heart with others..
He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among
ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and
help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this.
1.The first pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people i
my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little
by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the
church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired!
2.Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine!
I have slept with every woman in the church including married women.
As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next
prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!
3. The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They
thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my
problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share your stories with
other
people! I will be back...
*The other pastors fainted!!*
