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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Wasalaam,
    ama baada ya salamu mi ni mzima kabisa.
    Nasikitika kuwajulisha kuwa tangu sasa mkija ghetto na kuacha nguo zenu kama vile chupi, kanga, sidilia na nyinginezo mtazikuta majivu.
    Pia mambo ya kujisahaulisha picha zenu na kuchomeka kwenye wallet yangu passport size nikiwa bwiii mkome.
    Naamini sasa tumeelewana.
    Wasalimie sana maboifrendi wenzangu, maana nyie mna ndoo, kidumu hadi jagi na mabilauri pia.
     
  2. maishapopote

    maishapopote JF Gold Member

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    pole mkuuu inaonekana kuna mmoja ambae umempania ni lizzy nn
     
  3. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Sa c ungewapigia cm 2 kuliko kuwarusha huku jf mkuu?
     
  4. The great R

    The great R Senior Member

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    Sidhani kama ujumbe utawafikia walengwa unless wamo humu,na uliyajua hayo b4 kwa nn uliwakaribisha
     
  5. Amanda

    Amanda Senior Member

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    Na wewe uache ulevi wa kupindukia, uache kubadilisha wanawake. sina uhakika kama ujumbe wataupata. wapigie simu, maana kama kweli wapo wasichana wa namna hiyo hawatakuwepo jf.
     
  6. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    umezidi kuvunja amri za Bwana, na bado watakuchanganya zaidi.
     
  7. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi R I P

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    Mikela kuna kitu hakiko sawa this week hebu kaa utulie kwanza maana thread zako zote ni za kushangaza sana week hii
     
  8. Rose1980

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    ehh dear jaman sio fresh ivo ..yaan kusahahu chupio tu ndo umenirusha jf?
    popa basi ntamtuma jane aje anichukulie kanga zangu za sandoz zangu

    pls usisahahu kumpa na KINASA changu bafun nilikianika:A S-baby:


    serious;kaka kwan wik i wamekufanyaje?rhh manake nakuona the whole wik umekaa kumgecha gecha mtu tu...vip bdada kasepa?
     
  9. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    anasumbuliwa na frustrations za mwisho wa mwezi, mshahara kiduchu madeni kibao.
     
  10. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Teh teh teh
    Na bado.
     
  11. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Uwiiiii, utafungwa Mpwa...haya unawaingiza gheto wangapi kwa siku?? Duh, sijui ni supershaft, Viagra au Ndimu na Pilipili na Vitunguu saumu au Ubombo? Maana inaonekana Mzee uko vizuri sana ila nao wamekuweza.....pole sana kuna mmoja hapa ngoja niyamjulisha, ni yule niliyekukuta nae pale na nanihiiiii pale
     
  12. One and Only

    One and Only Senior Member

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    mkuu naona dalili ya wewe kunyemelewa na presha, pole sana mkuu tatizo sijui kama ujumbe utafika
     
  13. Romance

    Romance JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe wengine unawapeleka geto mbona mimi siku zote twafanyia ofisini.
     
  14. sweetlady

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    Tehe tehe tehe
    You made my day... Khaaa! Naiman hao ma gal frndz watakuwa wamekupata kama wapo humu jf... Ina mana wanakuachia wewe uzivae au??.. Afu wanaondoka bila chupi?... Na wewe pia yaonekana una kidumu, pipa, ndoo, jagi nk... Wapunguze abaki mmoja, huyo naamin hatakuachia chochote...lol..
     
  15. Lizzy

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    Kesi yako unabambikia wengine....
     
  16. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    yaani wewe unawapeleka getto..,!!?nakuhurumia sana.siku wakifumaniana utajuta kuwajua hao warembo.kupeleka demu wa kupita getto ni sawa na kujipalia kaa la moto.usirudie.lakini ndo maisha.mia.
     
  17. funzadume

    funzadume JF-Expert Member

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    umenikumbusha mbali mdau niliwahi kulala na demu mmoja akaacha chup#, khanga na baadhi ya nguo ili nisiingize demu mwingine mle, alivyorudi mara ya pili akaniuliza nguo zake ziko wapi nikaweka ngazi nikapanda kwenda kuzichukua kwenye uwazi wa dari nilizificha darini kabisa tena nimezitia kwenye rambo kisha ile rambo nikaiweka kwenye box halafu lile box nikalitia ndani ya kiroba alichoka mwenyewe

    kumbe hata wengine uwa yanawakuta duh
     
  18. Rose1980

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    ehhh kaka unatishaa....dah km namwona vile bibie wakat anakuangalia unavyopanda ngazi kuchukua izo pamba zake
     
  19. R

    Retreat JF-Expert Member

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    We funzadume ni noumer, nadhani huyo demu hakurudi tena. Teh! Teh! Teh! Ngoja na mimi nitaiaplly hiyo.
     
  20. funzadume

    funzadume JF-Expert Member

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    mtu umemchakachua mara moja tu anataka kuweka kambi ya kudumu. Its past though, i'm a good husband now wink..
     
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