Baba, mtoto na mama

[Mwanyasi]

[h=6]Son: Dad, I fell in love n want 2 date this girl
Father: Great,Who is it?
Son: Sandra,d neighbour's daughter
Father: Oh ! I hav 2tell u something son,but u must promise not 2tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy naturally bummed out, but life goes on and indeed a couple of months later
Son: Daddy,I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
Father :Thats great son who is it?
Son: Angela,The other neighbours daughter
Father: Oh! I wish u hadnt said that.She is also ur sister
This went on couple of times and the son was mad, he went straight to his mother crying
Son: Mom, Im so mad at dad ! I fell in love with 6 gals but i cant date any of them. Because dad is their father... The mother hugs him affectionaly and said : My son,u can date whomever u want, He isnt' your father[/h]

 

[Ambakisye Lazar]

hahahahaha! How unfaithuful humans are! Alieuza chain kauza chain bandia, na alieuziwa chain katoa noti bandia!

 

[Bambanza jr.]

So yy ni dady wakufikia tu!

 

[narrator]

hiyo ni pasu kwa pasu....ukimwaga mboga mwenzio anamwaga ugali.

 

[Mwanyasi]

hahahahaha! How unfaithuful humans are! Alieuza chain kauza chain bandia, na alieuziwa chain katoa noti bandia!

interesting but inaskitisha! Ambakisye bhulebhule?

 

[Mphamvu]

Chakachua nichakachue...

 

[Prof Gamba]

Mwe mwe mwe!!!!!!!!!!! thats very sad. Ndoa za siku hizi mbona balaaaa!!!!

 

[Utamaduni]

Hii ilishakuwa hapa ila katika kiswahili.

The point is it is ni marudio.

 

[Prince edu]

Gøod,better and best coz i lyk it?

 

[SHIEKA]

Ndo mambo ya baba na mama kutendeana (au kutendana?) (Kiswahili cha mtaani Jiwe!)

 

[Daniel Anderson]

So sad mkuu. Imeharibu siku yangu kabisa!

 

[Erickb52]

Mh hao wote ni maplayer

 

[mama jemima]

hahahahaaa!! ukisikia kutoka droo ndo huko!

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

huhuhuhukwakwakwakwa!
Balaa kuu!

 

[Mwanyasi]

CC: Dero!

 

[Burton maganga]

sio mbaya ..ila ficha ufichuliwe kwako la moyo