Baba changanyaaaaa!!

MAMMAMIA · Jun 22, 2011

Kuna jamaa alikuwa bado hakuwahi kusex hadi kufikia kuoa. Wakati arusi ikikaribia, ilibidi amtake ushauri baba yake ajue afanye nini na vipi.
Damu nzito, baba akamshauri mwanawe. "Sio kitu kikuuuubwa. Wewe mkifika 6x6 tafuta ile kitu ilipo, chomeka mche. Mimi nitakuwepo nje maeneo na ngoma ndogo ambayo nitakuwa ninaipiga taratibu wewe utacheza kufuatisha midundo yake".

Siku ilipofika, mtoto akafata ushauri, hakukawia kugundua ni wapi, akachomeka mche na kuanza kufuatisha midundo ya ngoma. Lakini shughuli ilipokolea midundo ya babake ikawa inaenda pole pole sana kulinganisha na kasi aliyokwisha kamata. Ikabidi amwambie baba yake BABA CHANGANYAAAAA!!!

cesc · Jun 22, 2011

mmhh..kazi kwelikweli...ngoma inogile

Kifulambute · Jun 22, 2011

MAMMAMIA said:
Kuna jamaa alikuwa bado hakuwahi kusex hadi kufikia kuoa. Wakati arusi ikikaribia, ilibidi amtake ushauri baba yake ajue afanye nini na vipi.
Damu nzito, baba akamshauri mwanawe. "Sio kitu kikuuuubwa. Wewe mkifika 6x6 tafuta ile kitu ilipo, chomeka mche. Mimi nitakuwepo nje maeneo na ngoma ndogo ambayo nitakuwa ninaipiga taratibu wewe utacheza kufuatisha midundo yake".

Siku ilipofika, mtoto akafata ushauri, hakukawia kugundua ni wapi, akachomeka mche na kuanza kufuatisha midundo ya ngoma. Lakini shughuli ilipokolea midundo ya babake ikawa inaenda pole pole sana kulinganisha na kasi aliyokwisha kamata. Ikabidi amwambie baba yake BABA CHANGANYAAAAA!!!

hahhahahahahahhahhahahhaahhhaha baba komaaaaaaaaaaa!

mchemsho · Jun 22, 2011

dingi alikuwa anajiunza kupiga ngoma...

wapalepale · Jun 22, 2011

daaaah dogo kishakuwa mahiri...!!!!!!

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Jun 22, 2011

jamani hivi ile shughuli inahitaji mafunzo? Nani aliye wafunza kuku?

Jaluo_Nyeupe · Jun 22, 2011

sasa dingi si ampe satifiket yake?

WISDOM SEEDS · Jun 22, 2011

Kwa hiyo kama dingi akiendelea kupiga ngoma hadi jioni itakuwaje?
Si ndo mwanzo wa ku-collapse, halafu lawama kwa dingi?

Mshume Kiyate · Jun 22, 2011

Kama ndio baba ningekuwa napiga ngoma uku nalìa, badae namwambia dogo zamu yako na wewe upige ngoma na mimi nijivue gamba

MAMMAMIA · Jun 24, 2011

Bujibuji said:
jamani hivi ile shughuli inahitaji mafunzo? Nani aliye wafunza kuku?

Kuna hata msemo "mwana wa kuku havunzwi kuchakura", vivyo hivyo mtoto mchanga havunzwi kutia dole mdomoni. Jokes mbali lakini ile shughuli inakuja natural.

Leo2juu · Jun 24, 2011

Haahahahahaah hii nayo kali kweli taulo sio shuka

Tasia I · Jun 25, 2011

Bujibuji said:
jamani hivi ile shughuli inahitaji mafunzo? Nani aliye wafunza kuku?

humu si sehem ya utani!
utafundishwa kula??
ile kitu nachuro mzeee.hata usipoangalia kitu inaingia yenyewe.

mzawahalisi · Jun 25, 2011

baba changinyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Mh kunamwingine alioa miaka ikapita hapati mtoto. Baba akauliza kuliko ama humlali mkeo? Mtoto akasema mi namlalia kila siku lakini sioni matokeo. Baba akagundua kunatatizo hapa, usiku akapanda darini na kopo lake lenye maji ya moto. Anamwagia kidogo kiunoni jamaa anabonyea ndani kisha anarudi juu. Dingi alipo fanya mara mbili jamaa akanogewa akaanza kuchanganya mwenyewe. Dingi akaropoka, ''kumbe unayaweza!''

Igangilonga · Jun 25, 2011

teh teh teh kwi kwi kwiii ha ha ha haaa...........

MZOMOZI · Jun 26, 2011

MAMMAMIA said:
Kuna jamaa alikuwa bado hakuwahi kusex hadi kufikia kuoa. Wakati arusi ikikaribia, ilibidi amtake ushauri baba yake ajue afanye nini na vipi.
Damu nzito, baba akamshauri mwanawe. "Sio kitu kikuuuubwa. Wewe mkifika 6x6 tafuta ile kitu ilipo, chomeka mche. Mimi nitakuwepo nje maeneo na ngoma ndogo ambayo nitakuwa ninaipiga taratibu wewe utacheza kufuatisha midundo yake".

Siku ilipofika, mtoto akafata ushauri, hakukawia kugundua ni wapi, akachomeka mche na kuanza kufuatisha midundo ya ngoma. Lakini shughuli ilipokolea midundo ya babake ikawa inaenda pole pole sana kulinganisha na kasi aliyokwisha kamata. Ikabidi amwambie baba yake BABA CHANGANYAAAAA!!!

haaaaaahaaa ama baba changanyaaaaaa mpaka------------kielewekeeeee

MZOMOZI · Jun 26, 2011

MAMMAMIA said:
Kuna jamaa alikuwa bado hakuwahi kusex hadi kufikia kuoa. Wakati arusi ikikaribia, ilibidi amtake ushauri baba yake ajue afanye nini na vipi. 
Damu nzito, baba akamshauri mwanawe. "Sio kitu kikuuuubwa. Wewe mkifika 6x6 tafuta ile kitu ilipo, chomeka mche. Mimi nitakuwepo nje maeneo na ngoma ndogo ambayo nitakuwa ninaipiga taratibu wewe utacheza kufuatisha midundo yake". 
 
Siku ilipofika, mtoto akafata ushauri, hakukawia kugundua ni wapi, akachomeka mche na kuanza kufuatisha midundo ya ngoma. Lakini shughuli ilipokolea midundo ya babake ikawa inaenda pole pole sana kulinganisha na kasi aliyokwisha kamata. Ikabidi amwambie baba yake BABA CHANGANYAAAAA!!!

haaaaaahaaa ama baba changanyaaaaaa mpaka------------kielewekeeeee

chapaa · Jun 27, 2011

Duh mzazi we mkare!!!

chatu dume said:
Kama ndio baba ningekuwa napiga ngoma uku nalìa, badae namwambia dogo zamu yako na wewe upige ngoma na mimi nijivue gamba

Baba changanyaaaaa!!

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