A man was walking across a bridge one day and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said Stop! Dont do it! Why shouldnt I? the other said. The man said, Well, theres so much to live for! Like what? Well are you religious or atheist? Religious. Me too! Are you Muslim, Christian or Jewish? Muslim. Me too! Sunni or Shiite? Sunni. Me too! Hanafi, Hanbali, Shafi or Maliki? Hanafi. Wow! Me too! Do you follow Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani or Sheikh Kaza Kazah? Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani. To which the first man said, What?!! Die, heretic scum! and pushed him off.