Asalaam aleikum!

[Crucifix]

A man was walking across a bridge one day and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”

“Why shouldn’t I?” the other said.

The man said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Well … are you religious or atheist?”

“Religious.”

“Me too!
Are you Muslim, Christian or Jewish?”

“Muslim.”

“Me too!
Sunni or Shiite?”

“Sunni.”

“Me too!
Hanafi, Hanbali, Shafi or Maliki?”

“Hanafi.”

“Wow! Me too! Do you follow Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani or Sheikh Kaza Kazah?”

“Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani.”

To which the first man said, “What?!! Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.

 

[ndetichia]

tatizo ni kikristu ndo shida..

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Mmmmm!!