As Dad you have to listen more and listen long!

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I came home from work.
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up.

Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper

English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%

I lost my temper


And started shouting:
"What is this?
All the time on phone and TV.
How dare you show me such marks?"


My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

I told her:
"Shut up!
It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."
My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"

I said:
"No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

My Son said:
"Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this."
"This is your old school report card, dated 27th July, 1980 sir."

Have a wonderful Week ahead!!!



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Patience is key! Do not judge in haste! Listen more n listen long!
 

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That happens and I go like this

"Oh this one was a competition between us standard six and university students from all over the country"

I sip a little and go on.

"And as usual our school won and I placed first, now who wants some ice cream? No one? Well am out"
 
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