Ana uume mdogo kama remote ya DSTV. Nifanyaje?

[Michosho]

Haya bwana naona hauna msaada

Msaada aje, ajipime kwangu, si anatafuta makubwa,
Haya mwambie aje..

 

[Bonny]

ahaaaa ungepata unene huo wa betry upate na urefu wake mara mbili hapa mjini usingetoshea

Ha ha ha ha kwann tena mama shuhul yake sio ndogo enhee

 

[Who Cares?]

Yani so far wewe pekee ndio umenipa jibu la maana hawa wengine wanarapu rapu kama hamorapa hawana majibu wanajaza tu thread kwa ujinga

Mie naongelea uzoefu wangu...kibamia ujuwe kukitumia believe me hakitokuangushaa hata siku moja....

chaguo sahihi la mwanamke likifuatiwa na matumizi sahihi ya kibamia kwa mikao mahususi...kila siku unaitwa ukawakune watu vipele vyao...

bastola silaha nzuri kuliko gobole japo haitishi machoni kama gobole.

 

[namlexink]

Za zaman

Loh!! umesababisha niingie navaastore.com fasta nikuthaminishe mh!! hiyo midomo sasa...🙄 😉

 

[APEFACE]

kwahiyo umezoea vitu size ya PUNDA...... ?

 

[Mdomo bakuli]

Naunga mkono hoja... Kama aliona ana kibamia ya nini kujipa shida kutafuta mibinua mchanga ya tani 20!? Hakuviona visaizi yake? Hayo mabinua mchanga mtuachiage sisi wenye mishedede mikubwa kuliko hata umri wetu

 

[CHE Raptino]

Anasoma anakuja

Namngoja kwa hamu

 

[Money Penny]

[emoji15] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] money penny wewee una makubwa, hyo sio ishu suala kama haisimami ndio unaeza amua unavyotaka kuamua maana kama haisimami hata watot utawapata kwa jirani,kamq iko jembe mtafte tu uendelee nae utamfanya ajitie hata kitanzi kama alikuwa anakupenda 100% , so b4 that mtafte angalau utamuacha taratibu kuliko hvyo ulivyofanya

Hajamwambia wala muhusika hajui kabisaaa uwe na aman

 

[Antonio de Guzman]

View attachment 518973 mbona hii remote kubwa jamani basi huyo rafiki yako ana bakuli kubwa asimsingizie mkaka watu,saizi ni tosha kabisa tena ni kubwa,,mi nilidhan karemote kadogoo

Mwambie afanye mazoezi ya kubana uchi lasivyo kila uume atauona mdogo kumbe tatizo ni yeyee

Best ake ana ziwa victory maana iyo remote cyo ndogo

 

[Money Penny]

Ndio ukubali wana uchi mipana ishatanuka ,,kataa mpaka lakin ukweli ndio huo,,,
Mi sina mwili mdogo

Mdogowangu tuta agree to disagree nimekaa na akina mama wanakushangaa unachoongea hakipo maishan

Na ndugu yangu hana papa kubwa

 

[Dejane]

Best ake ana ziwa victory maana iyo remote cyo ndogo

Sio ndogo kabisa hiyo remote ni kubwa

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Mie naongelea uzoefu wangu...kibamia ujuwe kukitumia believe me hakitokuangushaa hata siku moja....

chaguo sahihi la mwanamke likifuatiwa na matumizi sahihi ya kibamia kwa mikao mahususi...kila siku unaitwa ukawakune watu vipele vyao...

bastola silaha nzuri kuliko gobole japo haitishi machoni kama gobole.

jipe moyo

 

[Ushimen]

Kuna mmoja aliwahi kuniambia eti....ninayo kama ufutio....[emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85]

 

[Money Penny]

Uzuri hata yeye ame-admit kuwa ana msambwanda. Kila mtu na maumbile yake, huwezi kupewa kila kitu sawa na wengine, ni sawa na kumlaumu mwenzako kwa sababu tu amezaliwa mfupi/mrefu.

Mkiwa watu wazima, jaribuni kusitiriana katika vitu kama sizes of dicks, bits, height etc coz none of us really asked God for their sizes.

Kweli kabisa bro umeongea point

 

[Money Penny]

Mwambie best ako aje uku kwetu Kuna mishipa mikubwa.

Anakuona anasoma anacheka tu hapa

 

[Money Penny]

Msambwanda big + kipande cha rimoti tajwa /(rear mirror*front mirror) ∆90°North bending= No Feeling to the mamafanta

Ahahahaha nimecheeekaa

 

[Dejane]

Mdogowangu tuta agree to disagree nimekaa na akina mama wanakushangaa unachoongea hakipo maishan

Na ndugu yangu hana papa kubwa

Hakuna kitu kama hicho jamani ,,natamani madokta waje haya hapa wasemee,,
Halaf unavyosema ndugu hana papa kubwa ushamlala au ushampima ukaingiza kidole au vidole ,,,

 

[Money Penny]

Kwa hyo mshua ana mlima kitonga? [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] jf bhana hatari sana

Msua ana remoti ya dstv eh
Usinichoshe boy bye

 

[Husna Muba]

Mbona hivyo vidogo ndio vitamu yaani vinatekenyaaa wee acha tu
Kakosa uhondo huyoo bora angekijaribu kwanza

 

[Amalinze]

Kuna Remote chini ya nchi 6?