Almanusra niumbuke kwa hg wangu.

[Jaguar]

kwa nini una mazoea ya kuingia chumbani mwa HG wako huoni kwamba si sahihi

Wala sio jadi yangu your majesty,nadiriki kusema ni nguvu ya shetani.

 

[MR. DRY]

mr bean angekuwa kijana nage act hiyo pia

hapa wakina kanumba washapata kisa cha movi utaniambia tu vuta subira.

 

[Jaguar]

hamna cha kasheshe walanini alifuata nini huko siangeenda kumwamsha my wife wake aendeakamwangalie mtoto.kihelehele kingemponza.kesho usirudie tena.

Sintorudia.

 

[Jaguar]

mmmmmmh, na ungemkuta hg hana nguo kabisa, ingekuwaje?

Ningeshika upande wa kanga halafu ningerudi kinyumenyume kwenda kumfunika.

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

polee ndio ukubwa huo

Hahahahaaaaaaa, ukubwa?!... Yaani house girl akurupuke hivi hivi tu...

 

[Jaguar]

Chakula hiyo,umeshaiweka kwenye reli.

Aah wapi!

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Ningeshika upande wa kanga halafu ningerudi kinyumenyume kwenda kumfunika.

Mmh! kwa ninavyokufahamu!
Haya bhana wacha nimezee...

 

[Jaguar]

We Jaguar, huyo housegirl ana umri gan#? haiingii akili uingie kwenye chumba cha dada wa kazi bila hodi! UTAKUWA UNAFANYA MAMBO.

16yrs.

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Sintorudia.

Asingepiga kelele ungerudia? Teh teh teh nicheke ninenepe...

 

[Jaguar]

Analipa lakini mkuu ?

Awe analipa au halipi,mimi sio mtu wa mipira iliyokufa a.k.a Zero grazing.

 

[Pancras Suday]

Lakini kwa nini chumba cha hg wako uingie hata kama ni dharura kwa nini usimwamshe shem kama ulikuwa huna nia mbaya na huyo hg wako

 

[mchemsho]

Fire the hg..atakuvurugia familia.

 

[marejesho]

Shortcall ya haja ndogo?

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Khaaaa !

 

[Leonard Robert]

hizi bahati hazininiangukii mmm whay???

 

[MAYOO]

Lakini kwa nini chumba cha hg wako uingie hata kama ni dharura kwa nini usimwamshe shem kama ulikuwa huna nia mbaya na huyo hg wako

hilo swali nina uhakika ndo lingekuwa kama wimbo kwa my wife wake. Duu pole sana lakini mkasa wako umetuelimisha wengi humu jukwaani

 

[patience96]

a cooked story!

 

[BONGOLALA]

hg watamu bana maana hawachezewi sana!tena umpate mbulu,msambaa,mgogo,mnyaturu,mhehe,mmeru etc

 

[Ulimakafu]

Aah wapi!

Utastukia tu tayari,amini usiamini.

 

[Jaguar]

a cooked story!

But I don't know how to cook,can you teach me?