Afa baada ya kupiga punyeto mabao 52

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Kijana Jarome Carpenter aamefariki Dunia baada ya kupiga punyeto mfululizo mara 52

 

[Steven Nguma]

View attachment 1216286Kijana Jarome Carpenter aamefariki Dunia baada ya kupiga punyeto mfululizo mara 52

Walikuwa wana mashindano?!

 

[rkidilu]

Aisee

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

PORTLAND – Teenager allegedly masturbated a jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack, in the proccess even breaking the world record and was awarded a world record certificate by a Guinness representative who later arrived at the home.

Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”. Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “1 hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she began to cry.

Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.

Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.

 

[MO11]

nadhani tumeelewana mwisho ni mabao 51

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Alikuwa

Walikuwa wana mashindano?!

Anatumikishwa na mapepo

 

[mbingunikwetu]

View attachment 1216286Kijana Jarome Carpenter aamefariki Dunia baada ya kupiga punyeto mfululizo mara 52

Nani alikuwa akimhesabia?

 

[stephot]

True lies...

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nani alikuwa akimhesabia?

Postmortem za wenzetu ni za ukweli tofauti na za Muhimbili aambako Daktari anaandika alichoelekezwa na police

 

[CROSSFIRE]

Kumbe hili Tatizo ni la kimataifa,

Dunia itangaze hali ya dharura.

Nilifikiri lipo Dar pekee.

 

[Zemanga zoze]

Haswa huyo ndiye baharia

 

[Kamwene kamwene]

Ngoja nipige viwili chap kumuenzi baharia

 

[Eng Kahigwa]

Duh. Jamaa kafariki akiwa kapewa tuzo...hapo alimaliza nguvu zote za kiume kwa kupiga deki.

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Hahahaha 😅😅😅😅

Sijui atamweleza nini Mungu

 

[Coolhigh]

Hahahaha 😅😅😅😅

Sijui atamweleza nini Mungu

Hayo yake mkuu.

 

[KENZY]

Ha ha Kuna kitu nyuma

 

[kanyela mumo]

Punyeto ni tamu leo asubuhi na mapema nimerusha kimoja full interested.

 

[Statesmann]

Huyu alikuwa member mwandamizi wa CHAPUDU

 

[stephot]

Fake News: Teen Did NOT Masturbate 46 (or 56) Times Straight, Did NOT Die From Heart Attack
3 years ago (Thu, 12 Jan 2017 13:22:40 Z)
And old fake story recently started trending again according to LeadStories' Trendolizer engine which claimed that a Portland teenager by the name of "Jerome Carpenter" died from a heart attack after engaging in many, many acts of masturbation. Some versions of the story claim it was 46 times, others say 56, but in any case it is an impressive number.

Carpenter was also said to have been suffering from depression, either from being lonely on Valentines Day or from "not getting no P*ssy for 3 days".

There are several reasons why this is clearly a fake news story:

• It is published by well known hoax websites like TMZHipHop (which has nothing to do with the real TMZ.com) and Huzlers.
• There are different versions of the story out with slightly different details added or changed.
• The story describes in gruesome detail how the body was discovered:

"The young man was on his bed... his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn't get it out, it was tragic".

But it doesn't mention anyone else being in the room, the presence of a note or any recording that would explain how the headline could have such a very precise number.

• The picture of the "scene of death" was taken from a 2013 story in the Daily Mail about a murder in Detroit.

Yet thousands of people chose to believe the story and shared/liked it online, as this Trendolizer graph shows:...

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hahahaha 😅😅😅😅

Sijui atamweleza nini Mungu

Ata mwambia, kule duniani nimekuta maajabu yaani mbunye ambazo wewe umewapa bure wala hawakukulipa chochote zinauzwa bei mara elfu kuliko sabuni. Mimi nikaamua tu nijikite sabunini