Before Marriage Boy: I have been waiting for dis day. Gal: Do u want me 2 leave? Boy: NO!!! Gal: Do u love me? Boy: Of course! Gal: will u ever cheat on me? Boy: Never in my life! Gal: Will u ever kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Gal: Will U ever slap me? Boy: R u crazy....?! Gal: Can I trust u?? Boy: Yes!!! Gal: Sweet heart.....! AFTER MARRIAGE. [Now read from bottom to top] ..