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A=z a reality [ndoa ndoano]

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by July Fourth, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Before Marriage
    Boy: I have been waiting for dis day.
    Gal: Do u want me 2 leave?
    Boy: NO!!!
    Gal: Do u love me?
    Boy: Of course!
    Gal: will u ever cheat on me?
    Boy: Never in my life!
    Gal: Will u ever kiss me?
    Boy: Every chance I get!
    Gal: Will U ever slap me?
    Boy: R u crazy....?!
    Gal: Can I trust u??
    Boy: Yes!!!
    Gal: Sweet heart.....!
    AFTER MARRIAGE.
    [Now read from bottom to top]
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  2. Nyakageni

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    Mkuu hii kali!
     
  3. DEMBA

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    du kweli ndoa ngumu.
     
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    Neylu JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh....Kumbe mambo yenyewe ndo yanakuwaga hivi.. Kazi ipo!
     
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    Getsemane Member

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    So funy......
     
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    Abuubakar munis Member

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    Duh nimeikubali hii.
     
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    ha ha ha ha...
     
  8. July Fourth

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    Ukisikia 'great thinker..' usihangaike kutafta
     
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    TEGEMEA JF-Expert Member

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    JF Is the best.
     
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    GTesha JF-Expert Member

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    Acheni kutisha masingoz, ndoa ni nzuri kama ukimptata mtu mtakaelewana na kuongea lugha moja, ila ukikutana na gumegume ndo utajuta kuzaliwa, but all in all it is soo good to be in marriage with a ryt person
     
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    Comi JF-Expert Member

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    umenifanya nicheke asubuhi hii
     
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    kuna watu ni macreative sijaonaga. Saluti
     
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    ninoumaaaaaa
     
  14. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    mmh ni balaa!sema 2 lugha
     
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    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    kweli mkuu.. Bt ts nt true that everyone gets the right person.. Hii century ni tofauti na zilizopita.. Ndo maana kuna ndoa za mikataba siku hz
     
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    Imekaa Poa Poa Hii
     
  17. NingaR

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    Nimecheka hadi nimetapika
     
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    Ukifika juu, unarudi tena kwenye post zake chiniiiii. Jf noma.
     
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    hahahahah
     
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    KIDOSHO Member

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    nzuri lakini ilishawahi kuwekwa humu
     
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