A Wise kid... Heheheee. (Kumjibu huwezi)

utantambua said:

Curious Joe umetisha, bila shaka yule dogo wa dark in here ni kaka yako hahahahaha

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utantambua said:

Hii hapa kwa hisani ya mkuu BushBaby<br />
<br />
<br />
A woman takes a lover home<br />
<br />
during the day while her husband is at work.<br />
<br />
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,<br />
<br />
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.<br />
<br />
The woman's husband also comes home.<br />
<br />
She puts her lover in the closet,<br />
<br />
not realizing that the little boy<br />
<br />
is in there already.<br />
<br />
The little boy says, &quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
The man says, &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;I have a baseball.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;That's nice&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;Want to buy it?&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;No, thanks.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;My Dad's out side.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;OK, how much?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$250&quot;<br />
<br />
In the next few weeks,<br />
<br />
it happens again that<br />
<br />
the boy and the lover<br />
<br />
are in the closet together.<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;I have a baseball glove.&quot;<br />
<br />
The lover, remembering the last time,<br />
<br />
asks the boy, &quot;How much?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$750&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;Sold.&quot;<br />
<br />
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,<br />
<br />
&quot;Grab your glove,<br />
<br />
let's go outside and<br />
<br />
have a game of catch.&quot;<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
&quot;I can't,<br />
<br />
I sold my baseball and my glove.&quot;<br />
<br />
The Dad asks,<br />
<br />
&quot;How much did you sell them for?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$1,000&quot;<br />
<br />
The Dad says,<br />
<br />
&quot;That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...<br />
<br />
that is way more than those two things cost.<br />
<br />
I'm taking you to church, to confession.&quot;<br />
<br />
They go to the church<br />
<br />
and the Dad makes the little boy<br />
<br />
sit in the confessional booth<br />
<br />
and closes the door.<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
&quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
The priest says,<br />
<br />
&quot;Don't start that shit again;<br />
<br />
you're in my closet now.&quot;

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Apollo said:

Four year old kid named Joe is in<br />
the surgery’s waiting room with<br />
his mom when he sees a<br />
pregnant lady sitting on a bench<br />
on the opposite wall. Having<br />
nothing better to do, Joe<br />
saunters over to her and with<br />
wide eyes full of curiosity and<br />
asks “Why is your stomach so<br />
big?”<br />
The lady calmly replies with a<br />
smile, “Because I’m having a<br />
baby.” With eyes as large as<br />
saucers, Joe asks, “Is the baby in<br />
your tummy?”<br />
“She sure is,” replies the lady<br />
charmed by the little kid’s<br />
innocent question.<br />
“Is it a good baby,” asks Joe with<br />
a puzzled look on his face.<br />
“Oh, yes. I’m sure it’s a really<br />
good baby,” says the lady with<br />
good humor thinking how<br />
incredibly cute the little kid is and<br />
looking forward to what he<br />
might say next…<br />
At this point much to her<br />
surprise, with an even more<br />
surprised and shocked look than<br />
before, Joe asks, “Then why did<br />
you eat her?”

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Husninyo said:

Hahahahahahahahaha! Nimecheka kwa maikrofoni.

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