A true "joke"!

[Nyamgluu]

Mods hii iko sehemu sahihi kabisa please dont move.
President Kikwete was exchanging a
Word with the Queen of
England.......
"Your Majesty, how do you run
such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give
me?"
"Well," said the Queen
"The most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent
people."
Kikwete frowned, and then asked,
"But how do I know if the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of
champagne.
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle,
watch"
The Queen pushed a button on her
intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said,
"Yes, your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a
child.
It is not your brother and it is not
your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair answered…
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.
Kikwete went back home to ask his
Excellency Pinda the same
question.
"Pinda, answer this for me."
"Your mother and your father have
a child.
It's not your brother and it's not
your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pinda.
"Let me get back to you on that
one."
He went to his advisors and asked
everyone, but none could give him
an answer.
Frustrated, Pinda went to work in
parliamentary gym and saw Zitto
Kabwe there.
Pinda went up to him and asked,
"Hey Zitto, see if you can answer
this question."
"Shoot Pinda."
“Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or
your sister.
Who is it?"
Zitto Kabwe answered,
"That's easy, it's me!"
Pinda smiled, and said, "Good
answer Zitto!"
Pinda then, went back to speak
with President Kikwete.
"Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle."
"It's Zitto Kabwe!"
Kikwete got up, stomped over to
Pinda, and angrily yelled into his
face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

 

[isotope]

Why do you call it a true joke? Anyway, back to the joke: Pinda was right! Zitto might be his young brother. The two have some qualities or features in common, especially those of appearance!

 

[Facilitator]

poor academic dwarfs!!!
ptuuu!!

 

[TUJITEGEMEE]

Why do you call it a true joke?

It is not a true joke but a true "joke".

 

[shoga kidawa]

Teh teh vilazaaa jaman yan tabu tu

 

[BABA CHANJA]

kumbe hata mimi siwezi kuwa mtu wa karibu wa rais nilikuwa nimechemka kujibu hilo swali

 

[isotope]

It is not a true joke but a true "joke".

Ok, but it would rather be a 'true' joke. It can't be a true 'whatever' since it isn't true anyway.

 

[patrickk]

Why do you call it a true joke? Anyway, back to the joke: Pinda was right! Zitto might be his young brother. The two have some qualities or features in common, especially those of appearance!

why dont you just laugh and put aside the critism, this is jokes and not politics forum,u seem like you need to get a life

 

[zullu]

that's not a "joke"

 

[Eyoma]

stupid joke.to hell