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A pastor!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by molely molly, Feb 28, 2012.

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    molely molly JF-Expert Member

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    One day, in one church outside thy country. A girl folow thy pastor and asked a pastor what can l do in order for me to see heaven then mazungumzo ikawa hivi
    PASTOR ; Girl are you baptized?
    Girl ; sure
    Pastor :well, between your two legs there is a big HELL
    Girl : aimen
    Pastor :between my two legs there is a DEVIL
    Girl ops!!!!!!!1
    Pastor : so put devil in hell then you will see HEAVEN!
     
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    Teh karbu sana...then pita moja kwa moja jukwaa la jokes
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu sana JF.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Umekosea jukwaa ndugu.
     
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    khaa.. karibu jamvini.
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Nenda kule kwenye jokes kutakufaa.
     
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    karibu sana JF. Nadhani hii topic itafaa zaidi kama utaipeleka katika jukwaa la udaku na jokes
     
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