A Lie Detector!!!

[patience96]

A Doc prescribed the robot.

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
. . . Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching indecency.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what indecency was! (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your son! (Robot slaps mom)

 

[Iselamagazi]

Mkuu, tungekuwa na robot ya namna iyo kwa ajili ya ku-monitor hasa viongozi wetu wa serikali, nadhani masuala ya Ufisadi yangekoma nchi hii!!!

 

[e2themiza]

Au kungekuwa na robot apa kwenye hii jukwaa nakumunitor repeated posts kisha analabwa kibao atakaye rudia rudia post hehehe aisee wakelambwa wengi maana cku iz naona hamna mapya ni yale yale yanarudiwa.

 

[Ulimakafu]

Mkuu, tungekuwa na robot ya namna iyo kwa ajili ya ku-monitor hasa viongozi wetu wa serikali, nadhani masuala ya Ufisadi yangekoma nchi hii!!!

Kabisa Iselamagazi.

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your son! (Robot slaps mom)

Najaribu kufikiria nini kilifuata baada ya hapo...

 

[Spear_]

reposted!!

 

[Boonabaana]

Najaribu kufikiria nini kilifuata baada ya hapo...

mkuu, hapo ni mkong'oto!!!!!

 

[Boonabaana]

Lol!!!!!!

 

[kalukamise]

Good day

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Au kungekuwa na robot apa kwenye hii jukwaa nakumunitor repeated posts kisha analabwa kibao atakaye rudia rudia post hehehe aisee wakelambwa wengi maana cku iz naona hamna mapya ni yale yale yanarudiwa.

Mtoa mada angekuwa wa kwanza kulambwa vibao.