A letter to "The Inept Makonda"

[Chachasteven]

God! You are disgusting. You lack a sense of humor and thus, you lack a good sense of perspective!

I am certain it is an inhospitable way to begin a conversation but I suppose you have to hear this, and since I am unlike you, Governor, I'll reconsider and start up afresh in a welcoming manner.

Dear Paul Makonda or whatever your name is, I repeat these words, once said to you by a friend of mine, Nyani Ngabu, in a slightly different vocabulary so that you understand them if you did not.

"When you lose control, You lose balance. When you lose balance you lose reason. When you lose reason you lose logic. And when you lose logic I don't know anywhere in any dictionary what worst word can describe you".

Truth must be said, there is no filter between your mouth and brains. Kila unapoongea au kuwasilisha jambo unaacha uchafu ambao wengine ndiyo wanawajibika kuja kuusafisha.

Now let me cut to the chase and say what made me write this: Art has no boundaries. What Idris Sultan did, is clearly not wrong. I don't know anything about law but my guess is that you confused president's right of publicity with what Idris had addressed and that is that. He is a comedian if you didn't know so what did you expect?? He chose to share his birthday wishes to the president in that manner, but you went as far as to employ your position in the government to do what you did. It is sad you have been employing your efforts on things that are not even half of your roles as an RC which makes me question why does your boss keep on retaining and trusting you with that position!! Speaking of your boss, I am sure he has a good sense of humor and will understand the situation much better. I am aware he is a hard working and very busy man, but I pray and hope he sees your inept acts and employs the best panacea before you pour poison in his ears as it is said you are good at that...

Again! From what I know, politician's images are public property unless someone is trying to make some money from them. Now the real question is - was Idris trying to make some money or doing what everyone else was doing, wishing the president a happy birthday and long life like everyone else, only in a humorous and creative manner - The caption says it all - as he always does...?

Aisee, Makonda, unakera. It's few people like you who stain our Magufuli and make him and the government look dirty before the public yet he is not. He is affectionate and a caring person. Please stop convincing people he is like you.

And Dear Kigwangala, Please see to it justice is met. I can't wait to see Makonda put down his face in shame.

 

[wiser1]

Kingereza hiko nawakati unajua kabisa uliyemuandika hatoweza kusoma. Usije lalamika ujumbe haujafika

 

[kimbendengu]

I head makonda is using opposite door to sex please forgive him

 

[Volatility]

sasa hapa ndio wananchi tunaelewa kwa nini viongozi wetu wanahitaji wasaidizi. hapa makonda lazima amuconsult msaidizi wake wa lugha.

 

[Chachasteven]

Kingereza hiko nawakati unajua kabisa uliyemuandika hatoweza kusoma. Usije lalamika ujumbe haujafika

He is stupid if that is the case.

 

[Graph]

Makonda ni moja ya watu walionifanya nimuone magu kama kimeo coz anafanya upuuzi na magu anamchekea tu sababu amejaa ego kua hapangiwi wa kumtumbua. What a waste of brain and oxygen that guy.

Na cha ajabu viongozi wengine walio chini yake wanamfuata coz wanaona anapendwa, juzijuzi mkuu wa mkoa na wilaya wametoka kuongelea watu ambao hawajafunga ndoa na wanaishi pamoja wakamatwe like who the fk cares? Na how is that any of their fuckin business? Viongozi wa bongo wamekosa priority, form four hawa wanasumbua sana watu. Freaking monkeys

 

[Jidu La Mabambasi]

I doubt if the guy will understand this missive.

 

[Chachasteven]

Makonda ni moja ya watu walionifanya nimuone magu kama kimeo coz anafanya upuuzi na magu anamchekea tu sababu amejaa ego kua hapangiwi wa kumtumbua. What a waste of brain and oxygen that guy.

Na cha ajabu viongozi wengine walio chini yake wanamfuata coz wanaona anapendwa, juzijuzi mkuu wa mkoa na wilaya wametoka kuongelea watu ambao hawafunga ndoa wanaishi pamoja wakamatwe like who the **** cares? Na how is that any of their fuckin business? Viongozi wa bongo wamekosa priority, form four hawa wanasumbua sana watu. Freaking monkeys

Man! Ni taabu tupu. Sipo mkoani kwake lakini kama mwananchi ninakufa nikisikia habari ya upuuzi wake. I pity Dar es Salaamanians.

 

[Chachasteven]

I doubt if the guy will understand this missive.

I doubt it too but am sure he will understand it. Sooner or later.

 

[Volatility]

The message is almost directed to a wrong target.
The peoples of this country knows well better that Makonda has some brain issues.

The peoples also think Mr. President has no brain issues, he is a PHD,you know. you know what it takes to attain such educational accolades, right...

Now put the two in a random equation and solve for x, assuming x has a brain issue.

 

[technically]

Mtamsema sana Makonda lakini ukweli tatizo lipo kwa Magufuli wala sio Makonda.

Taasisi ya urais imekuwa taasisi ya ovyo sana hakuna maadili ya kiuongozi, hakuna miko, hakuna vetting ya kutosa watu wanateuliwa kwa vigezo vya urafiki,kujipendekeza, uchama, udini,ukabila au ukanda.

 

[Chachasteven]

I head makonda is using opposite door to sex please forgive him

That is his personal business. Our concern is on how insane he is to fail to know his boundaries! What and why he is or is not supposed to touch.

 

[Volatility]

Makonda ni moja ya watu walionifanya nimuone magu kama kimeo coz anafanya upuuzi na magu anamchekea tu sababu amejaa ego kua hapangiwi wa kumtumbua. What a waste of brain and oxygen that guy.

Na cha ajabu viongozi wengine walio chini yake wanamfuata coz wanaona anapendwa, juzijuzi mkuu wa mkoa na wilaya wametoka kuongelea watu ambao hawafunga ndoa wanaishi pamoja wakamatwe like who the **** cares? Na how is that any of their fuckin business? Viongozi wa bongo wamekosa priority, form four hawa wanasumbua sana watu. Freaking monkeys

Now, this is what we call re-alignment

 

[kimbendengu]

Chachasteven psychologically the man has been destroyed by this condition

 

[Chachasteven]

The message is almost directed to a wrong target.
The peoples of this country knows well better that Makonda has some brain issues.

The peoples also think Mr. President has no brain issues, he is a PHD,you know. you know what it takes to attain such educational accolades, right...

Now put the two in a random equation and solve for x, assuming x has a brain issue.

You are absolutely right. But looking at most incidents it is Makonda doings that make Magufuli depicted as he is right now, which, to me however, seems odd and unfair.


I am not sure, too, why he keeps retaining the nigga. There is more than meets the eye!

 

[Volatility]

Makonda ni moja ya watu walionifanya nimuone magu kama kimeo coz anafanya upuuzi na magu anamchekea tu sababu amejaa ego kua hapangiwi wa kumtumbua. What a waste of brain and oxygen that guy.

Na cha ajabu viongozi wengine walio chini yake wanamfuata coz wanaona anapendwa, juzijuzi mkuu wa mkoa na wilaya wametoka kuongelea watu ambao hawafunga ndoa wanaishi pamoja wakamatwe like who the **** cares? Na how is that any of their fuckin business? Viongozi wa bongo wamekosa priority, form four hawa wanasumbua sana watu. Freaking monkeys

unachokielezea ni sawa kabisa.

Yaani kitu ambacho kimetokea ni kwamba, ukiachana na mawaziri wachache, ambao ukifanya examination ni wale ambao wamewahi kuwa kwenye baraza moja la mawaziri wakati magufuri akiwa waziri huko nyuma.

asilimia kubwa sana ya wateule wengine wote wa Mheshimiwa wamefanya observation ya mahusiano ya magufuri na makonda na kuna kitu wamekielewa, wamegundua kuna mambo fulani hivi ukiyafanya au kuyaongea UNAPATA POSITIVE FEEDBACK FROM MR PRESIDENT.

Sasa hawa watu sio wa kuwabeza, these are smart people.

Na kuna pattern mpya imeanza kudevelop na mimi naimonitor, a very strong pattern ambayo tayari inatoa positive feedback pia. tena hii inatoa positive feedback in both swings.

watu kama kigwangala wameisha learn kwamba kilichojitokeza kwa nape, it was a short lived trend, a new, not very new trend, ni kumcritize makonda au kuestablish mgongano nae then unapata positive response kutoka kwa wananchi, na kutoka kwa JIWE.

 

[Volatility]

You are absolutely right. But looking at most incidents it is Makonda doings that make Magufuli depicted as he is right now, which, to me however, seems odd and unfair.


I am not sure, too, why he keeps retaining the nigga. There is more than meets the eye!

Keep studying the two, you will surely develop a different perspective.

 

[MENGELENI KWETU]

W. J. Malecela mfikishie ujumbe imbecile Bashite.

 

[Volatility]

W. J. Malecela mfikishie ujumbe imbecile Bashite.

Another shit (hall).

 

[Volatility]

I head makonda is using opposite door to sex please forgive himView attachment 1249117

Hii ndio inaitwa watumwa wanapopewa ufalme.