a friend's wife for just Ksh 500

[Mtanzanika]

One evening Macho went over to his
friend Omondi's house have dinner.
After dinner they decided to play cards
with some other friends.
Macho sat directly across from
Omondi's wife.
Macho dropped a card on the floor
and bent down to pick it up.
When he looked across the table he
saw that Omondi's wife had her legs
open and no panties on.
He sat up and blushed. He went into
the kitchen to get a drink of water.
To his surprise Omondi's wife had
followed him into the kitchen and said:
"Did you like what you saw"?
Macho said, "yes I did." She said, "Well
you can get more than that but it will
cost you ksh.500".
So Macho thought about his financial
situation and said o.k. She said, "so
meet me here tomorrow at 2:30pm
because Omondi will be at work then."
Macho said, "I'll see you then".
The next day, Macho came over, they
had s*x, he paid her, and then he left.
Later Omondi came home and said,
"Has Macho been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been
caught, "as a matter of fact, yes."
Omondi asked, "Did he leave Ksh.500?"
She said, "as a matter of fact, he did."
Omondi said, "Good because that fool
came by my job this morning and
begged me to borrow him Ksh.500 and
promised that he will leave it with you
this evening before I get back
home!!"