8 important commandments of love

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1. I am your Main Squeeze: thou shalt squeeze no others before
me.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back.

3. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.

4. Honor MY mother and father. Yours are too darn weird.

5. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving in a stupid way and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.

6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if thou know what is good for thee.

7. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.

8. Thou shalt always have faith in me and In everything I say and do

Note:Copied from JK Soulmate.com
 
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