KakaKiiza
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- Feb 16, 2010
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KUTOKANA NA MWAKA KUANZA VIBAYA BAADA YA KILA KITU KUPANDA BEI IMEBIDI NIFANYE HIVI.... INTERNAL MEMO
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FROM: HUSBAND
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS ; RELATIVES; sFRIENDS
CC: Wife
SUBJECT: 2014 BUDGET
FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/ COST CUTTING
MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION
Due to the current economic situation, all
domestic rules and regulations have been
revised as below and under no circumstance is
any violation going to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared
Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall
require express permission from myself upon
submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be
discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter,
jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted.
Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs
must write to me in triplicate, with three days
notice, giving justifications backed by a
qualified dieticians report as supportive
documentation.
4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres
of water per day per person while bathing in
the evening is banned unless there are medical
reasons.
5. All security lights should be removed with
immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by
an all- night guard-duty roster I shall make
available shortly.
6. No dependant shall entertain friends
indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks
or even music.
Those who want their guests to
listen to music shall sing for them.
7. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or
any other property in my house shall
immediately have to seek temporary
employment somewhere to earn money to
replace such broken items.
8. All visitors intending to spend a night or a
week or more shall apply in triplicate and give
two months notice, with an endorsement from
their town Mayor, Village Chief, or Pastor
giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at
their homes.
Failure to do this shall result in them being
turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT
TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!
Regards Daddy
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FROM: HUSBAND
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS ; RELATIVES; sFRIENDS
CC: Wife
SUBJECT: 2014 BUDGET
FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/ COST CUTTING
MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION
Due to the current economic situation, all
domestic rules and regulations have been
revised as below and under no circumstance is
any violation going to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared
Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall
require express permission from myself upon
submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be
discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter,
jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted.
Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs
must write to me in triplicate, with three days
notice, giving justifications backed by a
qualified dieticians report as supportive
documentation.
4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres
of water per day per person while bathing in
the evening is banned unless there are medical
reasons.
5. All security lights should be removed with
immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by
an all- night guard-duty roster I shall make
available shortly.
6. No dependant shall entertain friends
indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks
or even music.
Those who want their guests to
listen to music shall sing for them.
7. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or
any other property in my house shall
immediately have to seek temporary
employment somewhere to earn money to
replace such broken items.
8. All visitors intending to spend a night or a
week or more shall apply in triplicate and give
two months notice, with an endorsement from
their town Mayor, Village Chief, or Pastor
giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at
their homes.
Failure to do this shall result in them being
turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT
TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!
Regards Daddy
