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Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Kifo alimwendea kijana nakumwambia ''leo ni siku yako''Kijana akajibu ''sipo tayari''kifo akamwambia tena ''ila jina lako ndo linalofuata kwenye list yangu''Kijana akamjibu kifo ''kwanini usikae chini nikupe chakula ule kwanza?''kifo akajibu apewe huo msosi.Kijana akampa chakula ambayo amechanganyia na dawa za usingizi,kifo alipokula akajikuta amelala,kijana akachukua karatasi yenye majina na kulifuta jina lako mwanzoni na kuliweka mwisho...kifo alipoamka akamwambia kijana,''kwa ukarimu ulionifanyia nitaanza na mtu wa mwisho kwenye list kuja juu''.. mh kijana akaanza kujikojolea.

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Siku ya birthday ya binti yangu nilimnunulia IPHONE,alifurahi sana.
Siku ya birthday yangu mke alininunulia IPOD nikaona poa tu.
Siku ya birthday ya mke wangu nikamnunulia IRON,mara nashangaa ile namkabidi zawadi akanitandika na kiti mpaka nikazimia,sasa hapo tatizo nini?

Donnie Charlie · Nov 3, 2011

Excellent said:
Kifo alimwendea kijana nakumwambia ''leo ni siku yako''Kijana akajibu ''sipo tayari''kifo akamwambia tena ''ila jina lako ndo linalofuata kwenye list yangu''Kijana akamjibu kifo ''kwanini usikae chini nikupe chakula ule kwanza?''kifo akajibu apewe huo msosi.Kijana akampa chakula ambayo amechanganyia na dawa za usingizi,kifo alipokula akajikuta amelala,kijana akachukua karatasi yenye majina na kulifuta jina lako mwanzoni na kuliweka mwisho...kifo alipoamka akamwambia kijana,''kwa ukarimu ulionifanyia nitaanza na mtu wa mwisho kwenye list kuja juu''.. mh kijana akaanza kujikojolea.

:hatari: Duh! kweli kifo hakikimbiwi! :hatari:

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Maua:mi nimefana na mimea
Parachichi:mi nimefanana na ubongo wa mtu.
Uyoga:mi nimefanana na mamvuli
Ndizi:Oya ebu acheni hiyo mada,mnadhani mi nimefananaje.

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Mme:mke wangu hivi nikishinda shilingi bilioni 1 kwenye shindano la Bingo utafanyaje
Mke:aah utanipa nusu niende kwetu nikuache
Mme:haya nimeshinda sh 1000 chukua nusu nenda kwenu nisikuone.

Husninyo · Nov 3, 2011

Hahahahahahaha! Mimi penda hiyo.

AMINATA 9 · Nov 3, 2011

Excellent said:
Kifo alimwendea kijana nakumwambia ''leo ni siku yako''Kijana akajibu ''sipo tayari''kifo akamwambia tena ''ila jina lako ndo linalofuata kwenye list yangu''Kijana akamjibu kifo ''kwanini usikae chini nikupe chakula ule kwanza?''kifo akajibu apewe huo msosi.Kijana akampa chakula ambayo amechanganyia na dawa za usingizi,kifo alipokula akajikuta amelala,kijana akachukua karatasi yenye majina na kulifuta jina lako mwanzoni na kuliweka mwisho...kifo alipoamka akamwambia kijana,''kwa ukarimu ulionifanyia nitaanza na mtu wa mwisho kwenye list kuja juu''.. mh kijana akaanza kujikojolea.

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u made ma day boy

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

AMINATA 9 said:
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u made ma day boy[/QUOTE
teh teh thanks wangu

Mr Rocky · Nov 3, 2011

duh mkuu spea ya mbavu hakuna

Washawasha · Nov 3, 2011

kifo ooh kifo,kifo hakina huruma.nalog off

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Husninyo said:
Hahahahahahaha! Mimi penda hiyo.

Husninyo we jina lako nikiliona tu dah moyo unadunda.

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Washawasha said:
kifo ooh kifo,kifo hakina huruma.nalog off

teh teh teh nalog off

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Mr.Rocky said:
duh mkuu spea ya mbavu hakuna

dah mkuu usikukute,kimya kingi sana mkuu

Mr Rocky · Nov 3, 2011

Excellent said:
dah mkuu usikukute,kimya kingi sana mkuu

mkuu nipo ndugu yangu
mambo yako poa
leo nimekuja kutembelea humu bana

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Mr.Rocky said:
mkuu nipo ndugu yangu
mambo yako poa
leo nimekuja kutembelea humu bana

dah mkuu mi huwa naingia mida ya usiku ila makaratasi yananifanya niwe bize kupitiliza

Mr Rocky · Nov 3, 2011

Excellent said:
dah mkuu mi huwa naingia mida ya usiku ila makaratasi yananifanya niwe bize kupitiliza

Pambana mkuu maana najua ndilo lililokupeleka huko

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Mr.Rocky said:
Pambana mkuu maana najua ndilo lililokupeleka huko

kweli mkuu si unajua tena lazima utafute unga wa watoto,nikiharibu dah ni mazima

Mr Rocky · Nov 3, 2011

Excellent said:
kweli mkuu si unajua tena lazima utafute unga wa watoto,nikiharibu dah ni mazima

Na utachekwa sana ukiharibu na wala hakuna atakayekuhurumia

Viol · Nov 3, 2011

Mr.Rocky said:
Na utachekwa sana ukiharibu na wala hakuna atakayekuhurumia

dah kweli mkuu,nchi yenyewe imeuzwa

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