*TEACHER:* Jacob; Give An Example Of Business Failure Due To Careless Management.
*JACOB:* One Example Is When A Prostitute Becomes Pregnant.
*TEACHER:* Stupid, Get Out of My Class...
Habari za siku tele marafiki!
Baada ya kuwa nje ya Jf kwa muda leo nimepata wasaa kuwa nanyi tena.
Ni hivi... Majuzi nimekutana na rafiki yangu wa zamani ambaye tumekuwa wote tukasoma wote...
Unaweza kushangaa na kuona ni kitu cha ajabu lakini hii imetokea ambapo mwanamke ambaye alifanya mapenzi na samaki aina ya Dolphin ikiwa ni sehemu ya utafiti wa kisayansi amezungumza kwa mara ya...
huyu jamaa kuna mtu imekuwa ikisemwa sometime dish linayumba na kupoteza network. lakini pia nimemsoma mtu mmoja anasema kuna kisaikolojia kuna nyaya itakuwa loose kwenye ubongo wake.. so kama mtu...
Sina hakika ila nadhani Mkuranga ndio sehemu yenye wapiga chabo wengi kuliko sehemu yeyote Tanzania.
SO NEXT UKIJA Mkuranga kuchepuka usiseme sikukujulisha. Afu jamaa wana ushirikiano balaa...
Nakutakia usiku mwema bint mrembo, (naita dhahabu ndani ya kariakoo nzima - Dully ),
Mungu akuepushe na vishari vya usiku,
Mungu akulinde na mafundo kwa wenye kupuliza,
Mungu akulinde na hasidi...
Leo game ya Chelsea na Barcelona nilienda kuchek mitaa yaTabata Magengeni nikiwa na washakaji zangu na mahasimu mashabiki wa Man United, waliniita tujumuike kwenye Bar flan maarufu maeneo hayo. Na...
You dump a guy for cheating on you then you date another guy who was dumped because of cheating then you say you moved on. My sister that's cross multiplication [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Habari za mda huu
Kuna kitu kinanishangaza saana yaani mimi huwa nafananishwa saana na watu yaani zaidi ya watu wasiopungua 10 walishawahi kinifanisha na watu wanaowajua au wafahamu
Hii imekaaje...
Mi ni mpare wa milimani Na Nina amini muda umewadia tutakapokutana milimani Na watu kama mange kimambi mwanasiasa machachari Na mshana Jr. Mwana Jf Kwenye msaada mkubwa hasa Kwenye mambo ya...
Makamera man walikuwa majeuri
kishenzi yaani! Kwanza unakuta hii
Kamera ina likamba fulani jeusi
inaning'inizwa shingoni.....
Kameraman ana kabaskeli kake hapa...
nyuma kana begi lina picha za...
Enzi zetu Daftari ya Mazoezi ukigeuza nyuma lilikuwa na:-
Table hadi 12x12
Kubadili Centigrade Celisius kwenda fahrenheit
Uwiano wa vipimo Kilomita, Hektomita, Decimita, Sentimita n Milimita
Za...
Heheheheee heeheeiiyaaaa.....
Waaalaaaaaaaaaahhh
Leo ni alhamis na ndo kumekucha hiviii. .... kila mmoja... soma, sikiliza kisha pata kijembe chako. Kila mmoja anacho chake.
Nawe kana...
Salute,
Naskiaga sana watu wanasema, mimi namiliki banda la nyumba , ni nini na nini kinatakiwa kuwepo katika nyumba ndo tuiite hii ni nyumba?
Nini chanzo cha huu msemo?
Wakuu kwa yeyote atakayemuona member mwenzetu mamaya popote pale basi asisite kumjulisha kuwa anatafutwa. Nimejaribu kumwendea PM bila mafanikio. Muwe na siku njema
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