Wakuu hali ni mbya sana, mm sijawahi kwenda kununua kitu dukani iwe mchele au mafuta ya kula, sasa leo ndio kwa mara ya kwanza nikaenda kununua kwa kuwa nipo peke yangu nilichokikuta huko ni...
Wakuu,
Kuna kishughuli naenda kufanya kesho Arusha, nitakaa huko wiki 2 kwenye Hoteli ya mteja (kula bure, kulala bure, swimming pool bure, na mshahara wa wiki 2 juuuu). Taarifa rasmi anazo...
I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and find his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad want me to have sex with them...
Salaam.
Nilijiunga form one miaka kadhaa mingi iliopita.
Nilitokea shule ya msingi yakina sisi wanakayumba na kubahatika kuchaguliwa tena kuingia sekondari nayo ikiwa ni ya kata tu......madarasa...
Ulikua unaweza nini au kipaji gani?
As for me wakuu,
Nilikua mtaalam sana wa mitego ya ndege. Kuanzia ule mtego wa mpira wa v, unagongelea vijiti vitTu kwenye ardhi inakua kama v hivi halafu...
Nimemkataa mbaba wa central bank na bihela byake,
Ametuma 500,000 tigo pesa nikamrudishia,
Anapiga sipokei aliendelea usumbufu namsemea kwa mkewe,
Alafu mke wake mzuriii sijui anatafta nini kwangu
Huyu baba hapa amelala anatoa ndoto zote ila akilini kwake anajua tunaondoka wote. Tatizo ana ushamba mie sinao maana amezoea wanawake wanaokaa nao wanakuja kuwadanga. Sasa mtu mwenyewe hata hela...
Hivi ni kweli kuna dawa za kuongeza makalio? Au ni dhihaka tu kwa wadada?
Leo tumalize huu upuuzi, kama kuna dawa ya kuongeza makalio iwekeni hapa tujue.
Lengo ni kujua kama ninaweza kui apply...
Ni aibu sana kwa mwanaume mwenye umri kwanzia miaka 25+ kuishi kwa mashemeji,wazazi au wapenzi wenu kwa kisingizio cha kumaliza chuo eti bado huna kazi
Hivi huoni hata aibu mtoto wa kiume...
Hii mvua imeleta balaa, usafiri hamna watu wamezagaa barabarani na miamvuli kwa kweli hata kutoa lift ni ngumu maana utamchukua yupi utamuacha yupi?
Leo ndio baba mwenye gari anatembea kifua mbele
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