In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves;
They took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30...
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her...
Out of a bunch of millions of sperms, there was this one sperm named mosasa.
Mosasa was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and
even swimming. And when his friends asked...
Jamaa na kewe huwa wanalala kwenye kitanda cha kamba, watoto wanalala chini, siku moja jamaa alitaka kumpanda mkewe, mama akasema watoto bado hawajalala, jamaa akabisha ikabidi mama...
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages
English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez...
ilitokea arusha mama wa kimasai alienda semina ya family planning wakapewa vidonge, mama akarudi nyumbani akamweleza mume wake, ok akaanza kutumia, siku ya siku mzee nae akamwambia leo ni zamuyagu...
Nakumbuka nilipokuwa Wete kikazi... Kuna siku nilihudhuria kikao cha mahama... Na siku hiyo kulikuwa na kesi ya wizi na mshatakiwa alikuwa bubu...
Hakimu akamuliza bubu jina lake. Bubu akajishika...
1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwanini bank zina matawi??
2. Kwanini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake??
3. Kama tunatakiwa tusi drive wakati tumekunywa kwanini bar kuna parking??
4...
An old Sukuma man was strugling a bit with English abroad. He enters the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but he can't remember what is chicken in English. He sees the guy at the table...
Hotuba ya kumaliza mazishi!!!
Mwenyekiti wa kamati ya mazishi akainuka na kuanza kusema "kinachofuata sasa ndugu wafiwa na marafiki wa marehemu ni kusoma historia fupi ya marehemu...
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to...
Boy: You Are the sunshine to My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water in a Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it a Proposal or a Weather Report?
A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between
them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they
think was the most coward between them.
The first one...
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down.
When he...
Sijui kama hii ina fiti humu! Sio mchaga lakini chismasi ntakuwa Bongo. Naondoka Londoni kesho na sehemu ya kwanza kufika ni Mikocheni pale AAR Container kwa ajili ya mnyama aka Mbuzi katoliki...