Jamani member wa JF,hv unapochangia uzi huu unakuwa ktk mkao na mahala gani?
Me binafsi nipo ndani ya Bajaj naelekea Leaders kucheki Msondo ngoma na Twanga.
Nimekunja 4 wewe je?
Mwaga data zako hapa.
eeeeeehuuuuuu pheeeeeewwwww yaani wana jf wooooooote naona wakubwa walitutandika li blanket ban.Kweli nimeamini ban inauma aisee,one week no see jf,chaaaaaa muda mrefu aisee.
Embu tujuzane ndugu...
Drinkers, rejoice: Theres now a way to get a buzz on in just a few seconds and without the harmful effects (or delicious taste) of alcohol. Its a mouth spray called WAHH Quantum Sensations,...
MAASAI kaenda church na Kondoo wake.
PASTA; ero siuingie
kanisani mbona unakaa NJE?
MAASAI;-):unathani mi MJINGA?ehe..
si naskia SIMBA wa YUDA yuko ndani:.
mtoto wa kike alipewa kiazi na mama yake wakati mama analekebisha msosi jikoni na baba alikuwa anasoma gazeti la Ngono sebuleni huku kavaa taolo peke yake
mtoto--------- sitaki...
Three men were talking about their teenage daughters:
The first says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked".
The...
Siku mbili mfululizo naperuzi kupata jamii forum bila mafanikio nikaugua! Nilidhani ndo hivo tena tumehujumiwa na ma mafia wasiopenda maendeleo ya nchi hii,karibu tena kiongozi! Hapa nikiamka...
jaman nimeugua ghafla coz kila nijaribiapo kuingia jf naambiwa oooh maimtainance basi nikawa sina raha nawamic wote hadi nimepungua. .nawapenda jaman n nimerudi sasa bby nasty
Nipo jela,ghafla Askari Jela anakuja na kunieleza Kadoda11 kuanzia sasa upo Huru.Nashangaa kwa kuwa niliambiwa kifungo changu kitakoma tarehe 20/5/2012...Hata hivyo nimefurahi sana kurejea...
Jamaa alinunua friji jipya, akawaza namna ya kuondokana na lile la zamani basi hatimae akaliweka nje ya nyumba yake na kuandika kibao ANAE TAKA KUCHUKUA ACHUKUE BURE. Watu wakawa wanapita...
Jamani nilikuwa kanisani,kuliko pastor mgeni aliyekuja hapo kanisani,akafundisha somo la "utoaji",somo ilipoisha
akasema akasema sema watu wamtolee Mungu vitu ambavyo wanajisikia kutoa,watu wengi...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT Women AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED HUMAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3...
Dem flani alipigiwa simu na namba geni mambo
yakawa hivi NAMBA NGENI:"Haloo! Mrembo una boyfriend?" GIRL:"Yap ninae kwani we ni nani?" NAMBA NGENI:"Mi ni baba yako kumbe una
boyfriend eeehh...
Jamaa kaamka asubuhi sana Jumamosi, mvua inanyesha kang'ang'ania kuwa anaenda ofisini. Kawasha gari yake , lakini kufika njiani hali ilikuwa mbaya kaamua kurudi mwenyewe. Kafika home kavua nguo...
Yule kada wa CCM kupitia Radio ya watu kaishiwanguvu baada ya kusoma list ya Ma DC na kukuta lake halipo!!
Matokeo yake jana kwa hasira aliamua kuwachana wana CCM wenzake wakati wa mazungumzo na...