Msukuma; nipatie unga kilo tatu wa ugali
Shopkeeper; sina, umeisha!
Msukuma; kwani akuna siku nintakuchja nipate unga bwana? haya basi,nipatie mikate mitano,mayai saba na sota ile kupwa ya...
Jamaa flani alipanda juu ya mabati ya nyumba wanayoishi ya ghorofa kutengeneza Aerial ya T.v.
Ghafla akateleza akaanza kuanguka,wakati yuko hewani ana anguka akamuona mke wake chini akipika...
Ni muda sasa umepita,nilikua kimya kwani nilienda kutafuta.nimerudi na kizawadi hiki japo kidogo lakn unaweza kuanzia wakati nasikilizia jibu toka kwako pamoja napesa kidogo ya mafuta
Jipange kwa kupiga msuli chuoni na sio kwenda kutafuta madem kwa kujionesha eti kama ww ndo una pesa wakati pesa zenyewe umekopeshwa na HESLB.
Kaa usome mapenzi utayakuta tu tatizo mnapenda mambo...
Kuna jamaa m1 alikua mlevi sana kunasiku alihubiriwa na kukubali kuokoka.
Mchungaji akamzamisha kwenye maji alipo muibua akamwabia sasa umezaliwa
upya na umekuwa kiumbe kipya hutoitwa Ngajiro...
Haya ni baadhi tu,ongezea na yako kama uliwahi kuchapia au ulimsikia mtu anachapia!
Mme wangu tuchange hela tuweke umeme wa soya(umeme wa solar)
Wajue kabisa mi ndo niliyewahifadhia hizo pesa...
Siku chache baada ya jamii ya waislamu duniani kote kuandamana kupinga filamu inayomkashifu Mtume, VIDOLE GUMBA navyo vimetishia kuandamana ili vipunguziwe idadi ya meseji vinazoandika kwenye simu...
1. You wake up each morning
with erection and you don't know
what to do if don't have a GF/
WIFE.
2. You work your entire life
making money just to get a wife.
3. You have to act tough...
Leo nilikuwa na kaproject flan kalikosababisha nitembelee sehemu mbali mbali za dsm hasa kule kunakoitwa uswahilini. Kilichonishangaza nilipofika hayo maeneo na kupiga simu kwa line ya tigo nikawa...
Hatimae ile dream niliyokua nikiisubiria muda kitambo, leo milango ya saa 11 na ushee ikatimia.
Tumeonana tumeongea , tukabadilishana mawazo .
Niseme moja tu, kwamba imagination yangu haikua...
Ma-secretary wanne walikuwa wakijibu maswali kwenye interview. {BOSS}:Mwanamke yeyote ana pair za aina mbili za lips,zitaje!. {MWANAMKE#1}:Pair moja ina nywele na nyingine haina...
Wana Jf wa Mwanza nikianza na Judgement na charminglady naomba kuwajulisha kuwa ntakuwa jiji humo nikila samaki kuanzia kesho so kwa atakayeweza kupata nafasi atanijulisha walau nimsalimie!
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Girlfriend Is A Virus, She Will Enter Into your Life, Scan your
Pocket, Transfer your Money, Edit your Mind, Download
Her
Problems To you, Delete your Smile And Hang your Life.
So
Pliiiz...
Maisha yenyewe mafupi haya! Kwa nini nisikuongezee walau one day? Haya kula hiyo! Ni kijana tourguide akiongea na mtalii kabla hawajapanda mlima.
"To plant mout Kilimanjaro is very president job...
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
mother:my son must obey me unless he did not suck my breasts for 1 year.
wife:he sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5 yrs and still...