Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you...
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"...
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all...
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad...
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if My father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, Id have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We...
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me To give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's...
People Born in
January- Bold and alert
Febuary- Lucky and loyal
March- Naughty and genius
April- Caring and strong
May- Loving and practical
June- Romantic and Curious
July-...
Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset...
Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali sana kwa
binti yake anaamka asubuhi nakupata taarifa kwamba
binti yake ana mimba!
Mzee wa Kichaga: "Irua mbe, nitauwa mtu kweli. Yewe
Manka, nakwenda...
kwa wale walevi ni muhimu kwenu kujua kuwa kuna bia yenye kilevi cha ukweli.waingereza wametengeneza bia yenye kilevi cha asilimia 65 na hivyo kuvunja rekodi ya dunia.
Kazi kwenu wazee wa viroba!
A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers
everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!!
B... WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that
she can't do anything right, but you
can't live without her.
C... EXCEL...
Kwa mara ya kwanza jana nimerudi kutoka Nairobi Kenya, nilikuwa sijawahi kusafiri nilikuwa napasikia tu kuzuri sana kuna maghorofa mengi sijui Shinyanga yetu itaifikia lini Nairobi, hata nikifa...
{BINTI}:Mama,mi nina mimba. {MAMA}:Imekuwaje mwanangu mpaka unatuletea aibu kama hii kwenye familia yetu?. {BINTI}:Nisamehe mama,ni ajali tu bahati mbaya. {MAMA}:Kwa hiyo ulipata ajali tu,ulikuwa...
Wakati polisi wakiendeleza libeneke kwa walioandamana jijini hivi karibuni, sheikh mmoja aliposalimiwa asalaam aleikum kwa mshangao mkubwa alijibu kwa sauti 'milele amina' na kisha kuchapa mwendo...
Five Rules For Men To Follow To a Happy Life:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who...
1. The husband is always right
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesnt work
3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before...