Hivi ni ushamba wangu au
ushorolilo wa hawa jamaa?
Unakuta mtu anaongea na
simu, namna alivyoweka simu
sikioni ndivyo sivyo. Yani
ameigeuza, sehemu ya nyuma ya simu ndio kaibandika sikioni...
iki kizungu kama hatukielewi ni bora tukae kimya tu
Jamaa anamwambia mzungu ugumu wakupanda mlima kilimanjaro
"sir to plan a mountain kilimanjaro is not president job"
Hayawi hayawi sasa yamekuwa. wale watu wa R Chuga waliosema haitowezekana wana JF kukutana, "Leo Tupo Hapa Pub" imewakutanisha wana JF na sasa tunasongesha mpaka majogoo...
Hapa kuna Madame B...
Fellows, nna furaha leo ni kumbukumbu ya harusi ya baba na mama don mangi, like 30 years ago, nina furaha na kila sababu ya kumshukuru Mungu.
I grab this opportunity to thank God and to toast for...
Classic:-
Direct translation from swahili to english
1.wacha mchezo-Leave sports
2.Mimi si mtu hivi hivi-Am not a person like this like this
3.Siku moja nitakutembelea-One day i will walk on...
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" A teacher asked the children in a Sunday School class. "NO!" the children...
Jamani, hebu njoni tubonge mastory ya tauni
Mie leo siku ya mwisho kuja hapa
Kuanzia kesho (te te te te lol, ulidhani nimeandika sirii, nimekubamba) atarest in peace, but in case of emergence
I...
Hay waungwana jamani tumuombe BAKULUTU anaumwa sana tumbo kwa habari nilizopata kwa ndugu yake wa karibu sana BAKULUTU amelazwa huko TUMBI KIBAHA yaani hata kuongea hawezi jamani tumkumbuke best...
Jamaa flani mvutaji bangi asiyejua kizungu alikamatwa na misokoto ya bangi;akashikwa akashtakiwa na kupelekwa Mahakamani kwa hukumu.
Wakati kesi inaendelea kukatokea vurugu mahakamani,Hakimu...
Siku moja ticha wa dini alikuwa
anafundisha darasa la 3. Akauliza
"wangapi wanataka kwenda
mbinguni?" darasa zima
wakanyoosha mikono kasoro dogo
mmoja tu. Mwalimu akamuuliza
"wewe hutaki...
Nimekosea nadelete wapi wajameni!!!!!!
Kaunga so sorry, nilitaka ku pm!
Bia hizi mbaya sanaaa!
Kaunga im more than sorry!
Najua natuma Pm kumbe naanzisha topic! Jesus Christ! Dah bora...