JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
"Umeamkaje" kwa lugha yako unasemaje
Mimi nasema "Muinuke zeze"
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Miaka 30 ni mingi sana kukaa hapa duniani sio tu kukaa nyumbani, inabidi uwe umesha leta impact.
Kuna watu kabla ya hiyo miaka walishafanya makubwa sana hadi sasa bado wanakumbukwa kwenye...
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Wakuu jana maana kukutana na yule demu muathirika wa virusi.vya ukimwi niliamua kurudi kimya kimya maskani ila mke wangu sikumkuta kumuuliza dada wa kazi akaniambia ameelekea mwanza tokea jana...
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Ndio inapaswa iwe hivi, waziri wa kilimo ajue kupiga jembe haswa tena la mkono.
Waziri wa TEHAMA ajue masuala ya IT na wizara zingine zote wawe wanafanyiwa majaribio na kupewa mitihani kabla...
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Mke anabwabwaja tu toka asubuhi mpaka jioni. Imebidi niwe mlevi bila kupenda
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Hatakama mnanidai ndo mnitafute kama kuku., kila mahali natafutwa ,. Kwani Sina uhuru wangu binafsi
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Which thing have made you think twice when you wakeup today?
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Mke wangu alinunua asali ya dawa kama lita hivi
Nilionja kidogo sasa leo naimalizia na hajui
Nimekaa sebuleni nalamba kidogo
Na hii sio mara kwanza
Mnaweje kutunza asali
Nawaza tu wale...
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- Closed
Hebu tupe uzoefu, ili twende sawa zaidi.
Ulikiuka miiko gani ukapigwa ban JF au nini kilisababisha ukapigwa ban?
Mara ngapi umekumbana na changamoto hiyo na ni jukwaa gani hasa lilikusababisha...
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Way way back,
Hizi chuma kipindi tunakuwa zingine zilikuwa zinafichwa kwenye kabati. Mambo yetu yale pale, mezani zinawekwa za lufufu tu sasa ujichanganye ukaweke za mzee kwenye deki na umeme...
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Jana nilienda kutazama fainal uefa pale kuku kuku.
Fainali ikiendelea na mimi niliendelea kuburudika, bill ikaja hii.
Anyway tutafute pesa kwa kasi sana
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Hello..! warembo wa humu.
Unakuta umeuelewa hata mwandiko wa mdada unamfata pm mbadilishane hata mawazo unakuta kafunga pm. Aaaaarrrghh....
Msitufungie huko pm basi.
Uzi tayari.
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Haya Sasa tujuane wewe kama mwanaume upo namba ngapi au Huwa una react vip I babe wako akikuomba pesa ya Kodi. Na we mwanamke mwanaume wako ulonaye yupo namba ngapi?
"Babe sijalipa Kodi"
1. REAL...
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A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam asked her to give 3 reasons why she needs her salary to be increased.
HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.
MADAM: Who told you...
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Toa sababu pia kwanini umechagua miaka hiyo.
Mimi 1000 sababu ningependa kuona tabia ya nchi inavyobadilikabadilika.
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1. You know, gentleman, there is hell and there is another place below the hell.
2. If your tired, do it tired
3. I dont pay for suits; my suit are on the house or the house burn down?
4. Everyone...
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May be because these things don't always happen but very probable.
1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.
2. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you...
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Si Bora tu nikabweka mwenyewe 🤣😆😝 usiku nikiwa natoka nje
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