JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Siku hizi ni kawaida kuona waandishi wengi wanapochanga l na r katika habari zao. Kwa wale ndugu zangu wanaotokea kule kwa wababe yaani East of Lake Victoria wao hawana l katika msamiati wao. Hebu...
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Dear our fellow somalian, we have been authorised by your parents to let you join the Al Shabab military in somalia but due to our main concern, we will wait until you complete your K.C.S.E.
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Kuna ndoto nimemwota Madame B leo usiku,nimevumilia sana nimeona nafsi inanihukumu,bora niitaje!!!
Pumzika kwa amani Madame B na Mungu akupe kila aina ya baraka zake!
Nakutakia kila lililo la heri!
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nipo hapa ofisi za startime
sasa kaja mmasai kaacha watu hoi baada ya kusema:
mudumu patia ile naitwa kinga ya mafusi. kumbe alimaanisha KING'AMUZI
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Msiniulize kwa nini.
Erickb52 kuna siku ulifungua uzi wa kummwagia misifa manoah ungejua!
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ukitoka nae ;
HATA NUSU GLASS YA JUICE HAMALIZI.........!
MSOSI ANAONJA ONJA TUU..............!
UTASIKIA ANASEMA ''nimewahi kuwa na mwanaume mmoja tu nae nilimwacha kwa kuwa hakuwa mwaminifu''...
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Kuna mwarabu mmoja mkoani moro alikuwa anamkimbiza mwizi aliyemwibia kitu fulani.Basi alipoona hakuna dalili za kumkamata,akaingiza mkono mfukoni huku akikimbia ili atoe bastola!duuh!si ndo...
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A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
No.2
A lady lost three...
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Tatizo la facebook
unaweka status ya kumponda
mtu ila cha kushangaza
uliyemponda ndo wa kwanza
kuLIKE.
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umefika zako dukani unataka kununua kondomu za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko ile unaanza kusema: Muuzaji naomba unipatie ko........! Unageuka nyuma unakutana uso
kwa macho na mama watoto wako...
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Jaman nmetabiliwa kwamba ntakuwa tajr''billionaire'' kesho nkiamka. Haya xaxa leta dada,shangaz,bnamu,ka we mwanamke,njoo mwenyewe nkuoe maana nafasi n chache xana na uxje ukajlaumu umekoxa nafac...
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Chitchatters, share this joy with me, party itafanyikia kwenye ukumbi wa Chitchat pub&restaurant.
Napokea maombi ya kuwepo kwenye kamati ya maandalizi.
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Mangotengoteeee......
Arushaone,
Chimbuvu,
Erickb52,
Marry Hunbig,
Madame B,
King'asti,
Ciello,
Baba V na wengine wote ni mazombizombi!!!
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Nimekuwa nazunguka sehemu nyingi hapa Dar kupata vituko, lakini kwa kweli hizi sehemu wanazokwenda enjoy wale wanaojiona wako juu kuna vituko vikali sana, kwa kawaida huwa nakaa pembeni na Fanta...
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Wana Jamiiii
NIMERUDI TENA BAADA YA KUWA NJE YA MTANDAO KWA MUDA NAWASALIMU WOTE
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Embu cheki kidogo mwana wa kwetu, -Ilikuwa hivi m
Mlevi kaona mchungaji anawabatiza watu naye akajisogeza mchunaji akamuuliza nawe unahitaji kubatizwa mlevi akasema ndiyo. Mchungaji akamzamisha...
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mazuzu watano waliambiwa watengeneze tv za maboksi,wanne wote wakatengeneza kasoro mmoja akabaki ameshikilia karatasi wakajua amepona.alipo ulizwa kwanini ajatengeneza akajibu YANGU MIMI FLAT...
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Dah!
Naona kilio chetu kimesikiwa na amu kaachiwa tena!!
Oyeee!
Thanks mods!
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Siku moja binti alikuwa anasumbuliwa na haja ndogo ilim'bidi aende hospitali akacheki:
Binti: Doctor nikikojoa natowa mkojo wa brown.
Doctor:Unafanya mapenzi mara ngapi kwa siku?
Binti:Nafanya...
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