Majambazi wali vamia familia 1.baada kukosa hela wakataka kuua m2 na mke.jambaz aka muuliza mwana mke, jina lako nani?.Mke aka jibu eliza, jambaz akasema nime kusamee kukuua kwani hata mama yangu...
PENZI la USALITI.... wapenz wawil waliamua kujitupa gorofani wafe pamoja kuliko kutengana wakaamua kupanda juu na kufumba macho yao kisha wajiachie,
mume akaji2pa mke akarudi nyuma akawa anamcheka...
Ladies and gents thought I should share this humor with you.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Getting married is...
Salaaam za Jumapili wakubwa,
Nataka kuongelea hili suala la engagement party..proposing...kuvishwa pete ya uchumba!! (are they really the same??)
Wiki jana nili attend sherehe moja ya...
DEAR
MY wife ARABELA,
You promised me forever, until death do us apart. I loved your from the very start, now we are through and I guess I'm so much better with you out you...
Chemsha huo ubongo wako nikujue kichwa yako iko active ama iko doro.
Quiz ;-
Ni kinywaji maarufu sana, hunywewa kikiwa baridi, ama moto (upendavyo)
Jina lake la kwanza lipo kwa KINGEREZA...
Halo helena lile beberu
bora chinja na ondoa figo
nene na mgeni aliye
simama pale serengeti club
arudi kwao canada.
KAMA WEWE ULISOMA
SEKONDARI HALAFU
ULIKUWA HUJUI HIYO,BASI
WEWE EITHER...
CNN REPORTER: President
MUGABE,how do u
feel about the fact that a white man
was the first
man on the moon?
MUGABE: You whites you think you
are clever,a
black man will be the
first man on...
AARON RAMSEY'S GOALS KILLS
1.Ramsey scored against ManUtd
on 1/5/11 and the next day Bin
Laden died.
2.Ramsey scored against Spuds
on 2/10/11 and on 5/10/11,
exactly 3 days later Steve Jobs...
Wishing you happiness
To welcome each morning,
Wishing you laughter
To make your heart sing.
Wishing you friendship
Sharing and caring,
And all of the joy
The birthday can bring!
HAPPY...
u hali gan mtanzania
mwenzangu..napenda
kutanguliza shukran kwa wewe
kufungua thread hii ambayo
lengo lake ni kukwambia
kilichonisibu na wewe kunipa
ushauri au msaada husika na
cyo...
Hii ni story ya kweli wakuu.
Baba alishangaa alipomuona mwanae(anaefanya kazi ya baharia) anatembea mwendo wa kunesanesa/ wakigangee.
Baba: we Ema mbona unatembea hivyo?
Ema: unajua muda mwingi...
Hebu tukumbushane ni mbinu gani ya kuibia kwenye mtihani enzi zako ilitisha, mimi nakumbuka jamaa alichukua karatasi ya mwenzake ili aigilizie mwalimu akaja na akaganda bila kuondoka jamaa...
Napenda kuchukua nafasi hii kumkaribisha bibie sweetlady jukwaani.... tumetoka hospitali kufanya vipimo vya DNA(Vinasaba) na nimegundua kuwa mtoto aliyejifungua juzi sio wa nitonye ila bwana...
Happy birthday, Ronaldinho20 March 2013
Thursday marks the 33rd birthday of Brazilian legend Ronaldinho.
The attacking midfielder became a World Cup winner with Brazil at the 2002 World...