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mtaalamu wa keki aliambiwa atengeneze keki ya harusi kisha aandike 1YOHANA 4:18, lakini akasahau kidogo akaandika YOHANA 4:18 badala ya kuandika 1YOHANA 4:18 inayosema "katika pendo hamna hofu...
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mama wakibongo alizaa na mchina, baada ya miaka miwili yule mtoto wao akafa. akiwa kwenye msiba huku akishindwa kujizuia kwa kulia yule mama alikua analalamika "mi nilijua tu vitu vya kichina...
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nimetumiwa message nzuri nyingi watoto wa kike ambao siwajui na wengine wakidai niwatumiae account namba ya benki ili wanitumie fedha,nilidhan mola kanikunia nazi ila kila mtu ananiambia niwe...
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Ukweli huyu mtu everlyn Salt jamani jamani anaufurahisha sana moyo wangu sio siri leo nimeamua kudeclare interest of my mind popote ulipo mama pls make my day mwaaa.
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Utakapo lipima gunia la mahindi, mchele, viazi or whatever kwenye mezani ukapata mathalan kgs 80. Na kisha ukachukua pear ya viatu vyenye uzito wa nusukilo takriban , ukaweka juu ya gunia ...
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WanaJF, sijui if this is a right place or not. If it is a wrong place, then it is a joke. Please read below: On this Nonsense! “Whatever a man thinketh, so is he!” “70% of worries we have never...
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Habarini ! Mishemishe za Jeimosi zikoje? Maudhui yangu hapa ni Kijiko , Uma , with related matter . Normally we use Stainless steel , Flatware , Forks also Knives for eatin while at our...
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Duh! Haijawaikutokea jamen! Sheha wa M'BORIBORINI (Zenji) jina kavuni! Amekuwa akizingua raia wa shehia yake toka alipopata Usheha. Sasa raia (wahuni) wakaamua kumtia Adabu! Si siku izi tindi...
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Habari zenu wana Jamvi! Traffic Police wa Ufillipino akiongoza traffic katikati ya mitaa ya Manilla wakati huo huo akicheza soundtrack ya Michael Jackson - Billie Jean! Police huyu amekuwa...
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Huyu ndiyo Robert Mugabe kigongo cha Afrika, ameulizwa na mtangazaji wa BBC, baada ya kushinda uchaguzi. Mwandishi: Mr.President don't you think 89 yrs old would have been agreat time to rest and...
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Mzee mmoja alinunua gari kwa ajili ya daladala, kutokana na tabia ya walimwengu akaenda sumbawanga kutafuta mganga wa kumkinga yeye na gari yake, akapata waganga WA3 akataka kuwaleta dar, wakiwa...
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Mpenzi wangu Munkari hii ndio zawadi yako kutoka kwangu. Sio kwamba nakuonga ila nakupenda kwa dhati ya moyo wangu. Hii zawadi ni kukuonyesha ni jinsi gani nakupenda, nakupenda na nakupenda. Wewe...
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Juzi kwenye hivi vipindi vya TV ambavyo wadada wameshika hatamu kutangaza, na huwa wanawauliza watu mambo mengi tu nilisikia kali. Mdada alikuwa kamkaribisha daktari wa hospitali wa wagonjwa wa...
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... .....Habari zenu wajameni.Jamani nipo mzima kabisa naENDELEA NA MAJUKUMU YANGU VIZURI. .............Mwambieni Mamndenyi namtafuta.....
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts...
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Kama una twitter account basi ni follow mimi na mimi nitakufollow username yangu ni mohammad_othar
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kipofu mmoja aliingia mgahawani huku amevaa miwani mweusi. Baada ya kukaa, kaka mmoja mhudumu akaja kumsikiliza na kusema "nikupe chakula gani au nilete menu uchague mwenyewe?" Yule kipofu...
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Q: What is the best thing God ever created? A: The vagina. Q: What was the worst thing God ever did? A: Put women in charge of them.
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ha ha ha ha!
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Itafute itakufaa
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