1. Alice the Alcoholic. This one most of her facebook statuses are about how she is going to get wasted, how she got wasted, or how she missed work coz she slept till midday. This babe can...
Phonebook ya mmama wa kichaga:
1.dokta wa ng'ombe
2.masawe muuza pumba
3.pickup ya majani
4.kijana mkata majani
5.juma muuza vifaranga
6.fundi banda
7.machine ya kusaga
8.muuza maparachichi...
Mtazamo tuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@ kiranga na lugha na ujuzi,asprin na totoz,le mutuz hamnazo,the boss point kapita hivi,umukagame hajielewi,free ideas mbishi bila misingi,miss kim mvivu...
Etiii......
1. You have different pictures of yourself in expensive cars, and you want your Boyfriend to believe you are not cheating, what....!
Are you a mechanic?
2. You have different...
mzee mmoja kaja town wajanja wakamliza ...(kaibiwa) ile kushuka tu stendii ,, mzee kashuka kakaa chini nakuanza kulia ...????
akawatishia sasa nafanya kama nilichowafanyia wenzenu Tanga na...
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CCM IMETOA WAPI HII YA MBILI?
Shetani alimjaribu Yesu mara 3, Petro alimkana Yesu mara 3,
jogoo aliwika mara 3, Yesu alifufuka siku ya 3,
wanawake walienda kaburini siku...
Umetoka huko uliko na mahasira yako kama kilo kumi hivi ukasema hebu ngoja utumbukie huku uchekecheke kidogo uifanye siku yako iwe njema zaidi ukapitia pitia thread ukitafuta thread ipi itakufanya...
Ni muda mrefu sasa bila kukatiza humu kwenye mtaa wa chit chat.
nawasalimu waungwana wote,nimewamusi sana member wa humu ambao nikianza kuwataja wote sitawamaliza wote.
Naomba kwa...
Jamaa ana tatizo kaingia kwa Daktari ikawa kama ifuatavyo,,
Jamaa: Dokta nina tatizo huku sirini,
Daktari : Hebu vua nguo tuone,
Jamaa: sawa navua ila naomba usicheke, pliz dkt usicheke...
SPACIOUS AND NEAT HOUSE TO LET OR FOR SALE
15 meters x 8 meters swimming pool
3 BEDROOMS
1 BATHROOM
CHERRYWOOD KITCHEN
LOUNGE
NOOK/DINING ROOM
DOUBLE GARAGE
MASSIVE YARD
ON BUS ROUTE...
Nimeota ndoto kuwa Chama cha Mapinduzi kina mpango wa kupeleka chombo juani. Kwa kuepuka ukali wa jua, chombo hicho kitafika kwenye jua saa mbili na nusu usiku na kitaanza safari ya kurudi duniani...
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class...
Kwa mfano ulikuwa unamkimbiza mwizi aliyekuibia pochi yenye laki tano na simu ya laki tatu, mara kichochoroni ukamuona mke wako/mpenzi wako na
mtu mwingine wamekumbatiana wanapigana mabusu.
Je...