Methali za siku hizi.
1.Gari la kuvutwa hali overtake.
2.Kisigino hakikai mbele.
3.Mganga haagizi tembele.
4.Wimbo wa taifa haupigwi disco.
5.Feni haiwashwi beach
6.Mshkaki hauchomwi kwa...
Iko hivi:
Jamaa na mshikaji wake. Jamaa ana mke, mshikaji hana mke anapiga free style tu. Jamaa mwenye mke akawa na dili la kuuza biashara fulani hivi. Akamcheki mshikaji wake. Wakakubaliana...
Employee: Boss im unable to come to work today. due to heavy rains; i live on an island now.
Boss: In your Job application u mentioned swimming as one of ur hobbies. SEE YOU AT WORK...
Kwa muda mrefu tumeishi pamoja.Tumepita mabonde na milima nashukuru kwa uvumilivu wako kwangu my wife charty
Kwa wale msiomjuwa huyu ndio charty wa JF
Asali wa moyo wangu,Nashukuru amenipa...
Si bure nimegundua mungu ameshanitegea mgongo!!
Ni shabiki mkubwa wa UKAWA dkk za majeruhi tumekatwa!!
Naishabikia Arsenal nayo tumekatwa!!
Ni mpenzi wa Real Madrid FC nayo tumekatwa pia namzimia...
Hasa watu wa hostel.Mabweni ya Mawenzi,Shira,kibo na Meru.Wapi kidarafa,Mwambalila,ErastoTembo nk.Mnamkumbuka boarding master(metal work)jamaa alikuwa mwizi balaa,mwl.Tovu,Bwiru,mama Mmbaga...
Quote for the day
Women think that handling their monthly periods is a big thing. They should know that trying to hide an erect penis in public is a real struggle.
Robert Mugabe, 2014...
Wabunge, mawaziri, wasanii, maprofesa.
Hawa watu wanawezaje kwenda guest bila habari zao kuvuja?
Au huwa wanafanyiwaga blackmail na wahudumu wa hotel then wanalipia isijulikane ndio maana OFM...
Hi, wana MMU, nawaomba kwa pamoja tumsaidie ma mdogo wangu arudi kwa mumewe maana mumuwe bado anamuhitaji pamoja kumucha takriban mieizi nane sasa kwa sababu ya chama, wanna watoto wa NNE na...
Spika; wanaosema ndio waseme ndio
Wabunge a) ndioo
Wabunge : (b) hapanaaaaaaa
Spika: waliosema ndio wameshinda kifungu kibaki kama kilivyo.
(7) iwapo mgimbea ametangazwa na time ya...
Habarini za wakati huu wana jf wote. Mnaendeleaje ??
Ni siku nyingi kidogo tangu nichangie au kupost mada humu japo mimi si gwiji wa kuchangia na kupost kama wengine lakini yote ni mema na...