Nimepata habari kuwa Leo ni sikukuu kubwa sana hapo Lumumba ya kujipongeza. Wenyewe wanaiita Bashite day. Kila lakheri na siku yenu na muendelee hivyo hivyo hata na vizazi vyenu kuitukuza siku...
Ni katika magazeti ya kesho
Heading: Hatimae Mkulu atengua uteuzi wa Bashite.
usisahau kesho ni siku ya wajinga duniani hivyo uwe makini na habari za kesho.
Pro-UKAWA kama hiyo habari...
Leo ni ile siku ya #MaBashite #Duniani 1st April, so usije ukaona breaking news leo morning eti "#Rihanna afunguka jinsi anavyomzimikia #HarmoRapa kitu ambacho kimesababisha #Drake kumuwekea #bifu...
Kizungu nacho ni sheeeeeedeeeer
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you...
[emoji173] Lala salama kipenzi changu cha moyoni lala huku ukiendelea kuwa na imani ya dhati kuwa mimi ndio mwanaume nikupendae kwa dhati milele maishani [emoji173] [emoji173] [emoji173]
Huwa...
Habari Wadau wa Chit-Chat,
Tukiwa tumebakisha masaa kadhaa kabla watu na vijarida mbali mbali kutufanya wajinga kwa muda mfupi katika maadhimisho ya sikukuu isiyo rasmi April Fools' Day.
April...
Asije mtu akaingizwa chaka bure, kwa kweli huu ujinga wa wazungu si wakushabikia hata kidogo. Uongo ni uongo tu na si jambo la kufanyiwa mzaha. Nakumbuka mwaka juzi Redio Zanzibar ilitangaza kuwa...
Ndugu jamaa na marafiki hususani wafanyakazi wa serikalini na sekta binafsi.waliopo ndani na nje ya nchi sina chochote cha kuwaambia...[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
awe na sifa zozote isipokuwa
asiwe ameoa ila awe mtu mzima mwenzangu .greater or equal to 35! na awe na mvuto sio wote wabaya tunakaa sehemu moja.
majukumu yake
kuwasiliana na mimi mara kwa mara...
[emoji3] [emoji2] Watu wasiojulikana wamevamia kwenye Jengo lisilo julikana wakiwa na silaha zisizo julikana na kufanya tukio lisilo julikana na kumtekanyara mtu mmoja asiye julikana na kutokomea...
Hata Yesu na Mohamed walijaribiwa ili kushinda majaribu ya shetani.Turudi kwenye mada ninaposema Mwepesi mwepesi namaanisha yaani mlaini laini ndio maana anafunga profile lake huyu hana tofauti na...
Those days men married women who were virgins and the dowry they gave was yams, beer and honey.....nowdays a gal lost her virginity at 12yrs and you are her 46th boyfriend....on top of that her...
DOKTA yupo na WALEVI anawapa
ushauri wa bure kabisa Kuhusu afya
zao...!
DOKTA :- Jamani hamjui kwamba
Pombe inaua polepole?
MLEVI mmoja Akajibu :- Kwani nani kakuambia SISI tunaharaka..?
Dem: My huby...
Mimi : Yes my love...
Dem: Nakupenda... Mimi: Hata mimi najua... Dem: Baby hauna nguo za kufua?
Mimi: Ninazo mpenzi...
Dem: Nakuja hubby ila naomba
uniandalie na hela ya shopping...