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*22% ya ajali za barabarani zinatokana na ulevi wa pombe!. Hii inamaanisha kuwa 78% ya ajali inasababishwa na wapuuzi flani ambao wanakunywa maji, chai, juice, kahawa na maujinga mengine! ☹*
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Kila baada ya nyumba mbili kuna kanisa,lakini kila siku ukisoma Mbeya blog mara mtoto kauwawa kikatili katolewa viungo ,hebu watueleze faida ya haya makanisa kila kona.
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tupo kanisani mchungaji akasema anaetaka kuombewa biashara yake apate wateja asimame
si Muuza majeneza akasimama wa kwanza
sasa naona ibaada imeahirishwa naisi kanisa zima wataua wameenda kufanya...
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Usimuulize msichana kama yupo single au hapana. we mchukue, mpeleke lunch, mfanye acheke, mpe hela!
Halafu yeye ndio ataamua kama yuko Single au[emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81]...
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Baada ya Daktari bingwa kutoka Tanzania,Dr Kigangwala kugundua sayansi ya kubaini uchochezi kupitia mkojo wa mtuhumiwa,napendekeza Mkapa kuchukuliwa vipimo hivyo mara moja kubaini kilichisababisha...
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Wengi wetu wanaichukulia kazi hii kuwa ni ya kudharaulika, Mara nyingi kijana akipata girlfriend mhudumu wa bar hawezi hata kuwafahamisha kwao kazi ya mpenzi wake.
Wale waliosoma nje ya Tanzania...
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Kipindi flan Nilikua kipanga sana darasani hadi nikawanaipenda shule,shule ikaendelea ikaanza kua ngumu nikapambana nkashindwa, nikainuka nikaendelea...
Sasa hivi nipo mahali flani japo...
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Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama kitandani.
"Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?"...
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*Kuna mwizi mmoja kidogo aniue na cheko*
Mwizi mmoja alikwenda kuiba mbuzi usiku wa manane. Aliporudi akaacha amefunga yule mbuzi mlangoni kwake akaelekea kulala. Asubuhi wale wenye mbuzi...
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Jamaa wamevamia benki kuiba, mkubwa wao akawaambia wateja wote na wafanyakazi ndani ya benki: Laleni chini na kila mtu atulie jinsi alivyo. Hela ni mali ya serikali, uhai ni mali ya Mungu. Nyie...
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Wadau habari, tukumbushane kabila zinazopatika hapa Tanzania Ili nasisi tuzifahamu...
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WANAUME NA ENZI ZETU!
Enzi za #Mwalimu wanaume tulipewa majina stahiki kama vile
MUME WANGU au BABA WATOTO
Enzi za #Mwinyi wanaume tuliitwa MABWANA utasikia mwanamke ana muhadisia mwenzie kapata...
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JE WAJUA KUWA VIAZI VITAM HUONGEZA
HAMU YA KUFANYA MAPENZI NA KUSAIDIA
KUCHELEWA KUFIKA KILELE?
JINSI YA
KUTUMIA
(1) Chukua viazi vitamu vyembamba
vyenye rangi nyekundu
(2) usivimenye bali...
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yaani hali hii imekuwa kawaida hasa kipindi hiki utakuta vijana pochi imenenepa sasa akifunua hiyo waleti humo kumejaa mikaratasi ,risiti za kuuliza salio ,sijui na vikadikadi ,vitambaa nini...
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Jana Mtoto wa Dada yangu aliniuliza swali la kizushi, Eti Mjomba ukichanganya OMO na FOMA unaweza kupata povu??
Nikamjibu, Lazima upate kwa kuwa zote ni sabuni za unga.
Kisha nikamwambia,Siku...
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eeeh.. bahna kuwa na dushelele ndogo ni jau mno nawashauli mwanaume tusichekane inauma sana roho. mabinti wanashoboka unawaangalia tu hvhv... na nyie wadada c mtuvumilie tu na vibolo vyetu eeeh..
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Nashukuru Mungu kwa kuniamsha salama kabisa.Nimeamka mda huu najianda kwa ajili ya tizi kama wewe mpenda kuweka mwili vizuri basi acha shuka twenzetu.
maandalizi-nachukuwa raba,lambda,track, n.k...
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Habari wanabodi, naombeni mnishauri chakufanya maana nikiweka TBC 1 mwanangu analia sana, nikibadili channel anacheka... Mbaya zaidi hata tukiwa sehemu nyingine nje ya nyumbani akikuta wame tune...
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Ukitaka kuifuta account ya facebook unafutaje wakuu?
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