An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot...
What do you do if your woman starts to smoke? you will never guess,slow down and use a lubricant.
What word starts with F and ends with K that means alot of heat and excitement? Firetruck...
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks...
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain...
God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50...
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux!
He is hiding marijuana inside his...
Jamani hapa duniani kuna watu wana mambo ya ajabu, juzi nikiwa kanisani nilikaa karibu na kijana mmoja. Kijana huyu badala ya kusikiliza mahubiri yaliyokuwa yanatolewa na Padri pale kanisani...
Kuna ndugu yangu mmoja ambaye kabila lake ni lile la watu wale ambao wanaweza kula ndizi kutwa mara tatu kwa siku,kwa siku zote 30 za mwezi na zisiwakifu,alikuwa ametoka mahakamani ambako kesi...
Positive Approach
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...OK"...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Tell me all about it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China...
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the...
We all know John McCain has large balls. But exactly how huge are they? The Ward Room investigates....
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''...
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her...
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for
Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a
beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...
mashindano ya dunia(kulala na mabinti warembo)vyumba vipo 100 kila chumba kina binti mmoja chumba cha 101 ni bafu na choo...ukimaliza kimoja unahamia,kingine..majaji wana system inayoonyesha kila...