Freetown
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- Apr 6, 2008
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Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
'That was my pager, she said.
I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained,
'That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low-tech.
Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........'well, will you look at that...
I'm getting a fax'!!
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
'That was my pager, she said.
I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained,
'That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low-tech.
Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........'well, will you look at that...
I'm getting a fax'!!
