An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. Because the gentleman had rare type of blood, it couldn't be found...
Kuna jamaa alikuwa kashakolea bangi yake ndani ya Mwezi huu wa Ramadhani. Akipita katika safari zake, akatokezea msikitini pana darsa baada ya sala ya Alasiri. Akamsikia Sheikh anasema, "Kila...
Tafadhali sana, naomba msaada kumpeleka idara ya wanyamapori... bado anapumua, juzi nilimpatia dengu na choroko, lakini anaonekana kupendelea zaidi uji wa mtama!
wkend njema :D
Laughter is good for your health
Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
Laughter...
Bibi mmoja aliolewa mara 3,mmume wa 4 akamkuta bado bikra.
mume akamuuliza kulikoni mambo haya??
Bibi akajibu tena kwa kujiamini:-
Mume wa 1 alikua muuza ICE CREAM,hivyo alikua ananinyonya tu.
Wa...
Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:36 AM
Wazazi wa mtoto mchanga aliyezaliwa hivi karibuni nchini Ujerumani ilibidi waende mpaka mahakamani kupigania kupata ruhsa ya kumpa...
THE BANANA TEST
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest...
A coach after his team lost a game they were expected to win 'this lads are nice people the kind of lads i would be proud if my daughter brought home but on a football pitch they are too nice they...
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.
She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm...
Computers are male:
Reasons computers must be male
7. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
6. A better model is always just around the corner.
5. They look nice and shiny until...
To:
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button...
wanajamii TZ sijui vipi,wakati watu bado wana machungu ya hawa waarabu wanavyowafanyizia wamasai huko loliondo nimepata tetesi eti kigamboni ashagawiwa mmarekani??!sijui kweli au vipi naomba...
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After -...
Wananchi wenye gazab ya kufa mtu ktk kijiji cha Igombe wilaya ya Ilemela mkoani Mwanza juzi walimtandika ile kisawasawa mkazi wa mmoja kijiji hicho kwa tuhuma za kumla uroda binti yake wa mika 17...
Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you
this day and ask you to forgive us our sins,
although we have none.
This is because it is not us who
killed Jesus,it was the whites.
He was...
jamaa amekaa nyumbani na mkewe akamwambia :'mke wangu unajua nilizaa nje ya ndoa watoto wawili so leo nawachukua nawapeleke kituo cha kulelea watoto yatima wakatunzwe huko'. Wife kusikia vile...
Subject: To put a smile on your face
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you....It's only when you leave her a virgin!
Tension is when your Wife is Pregnant!
Terror is when your...
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