An old Chagga man was struggling a bit with the English abroad. He walks in to the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what is chicken called in English...
Two Presidents are talking over coffee and croissants at their
country Club one day. Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me...
Siku mtu na mkewe walikuwa wanabishana ni nani muoga
kuliko mwenziwe,mume anasema mke muoga na mke anasema
mume muoga ndipo walipoamua kuwauliza watoto wao
Baba =Naomba kuwauliza ni na nani kati...
The sharing of marriage....
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front...
Masa is a social drinker Not Alcoholic at all
Ask Fidel, Geof, Xspin, Radical, Nguli and Shemeji yao Mzenj
Hes just a pub boy!
I am even raising funds for alcohol research
Donation...
Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....!
Fact 4: Now you are...
The Original Computer!!!!
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a...
A young girl is taking a bath, when she suddenly realizes she's growing pubic hairs.
She runs to her mom and says. "Mama I have hair growing on my cookie!!!
Her mother tells her not to call...
Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom...
A story is told of this young girl who boarded a matatu from town (NRB).The Matatu was headed for Western Kenya.
On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and...
Have some fun, What is your BAIL? Be Honest!!! IMine is $896.00
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense'...
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom
shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the
neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the
lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
Well...
Bayers Heroin
A bottle of Bayers heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.
Coca Wine...
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the...
Hii ni logic tulifunzwa pale Majengo sec na Kinunda..
mbishi alete facts!
Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result.
Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail
Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail
Add Eq.1 to Eq.2,we...
While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed
several students on their hands and knees assessing the
courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
What are they doing? I asked our...
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