Unajua kutongozaa?

[jmushi1]

"Lets go back to ma roommy room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..."

 

[Kongosho]

aende kwenye mapresha
siasa na tehama

mie hapa, nilishatungua ubongo
nimeupumzisha kabatini
chit chat tu na MMU kwa mbali

Hii ni chit chat usimhukumu aliyeta post,kama wewe hupendi kutongoza/kutongozwa usingejipitisha kwenye hii thread.

 

[Viol]

niko kama avatar yangu.
Acha kwanza utanipeperushia ndege wangu
kakaribia kabisa kulalia kisu nimchinje

Dah we mjanja bhana,unajifanya wa kike,kwa hiyo style unaweza kumchukua mke wa mtu

 

[Viol]

aende kwenye mapresha
siasa na tehama

mie hapa, nilishatungua ubongo
nimeupumzisha kabatini
chit chat tu na MMU kwa mbali

wengine wanajifanya wapo serious na ukombozi wa taifa wakati wanamegewa wake zao.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

sitaki kuwa shahidi
labda chai ya baridi

Hahahhaahha!Una mambo wewe!!

 

[Mtazamaji]

Mstari wangu wa kwanza mara ya kwanza ( 1st enconuter ) huwa unaanza hivi.

Mtazamaji : " Habari yako dada ? "

nasubiri jibu tuendeleeeeeee

 

[TIMING]

Huyo ntoto ulontongoza hapo lazima anatokea Kiembe Samaki huyo ati!.

hapan'na shekhe... huyo antokea nchamawimba ati, ana shangazi yake nkule bwejuu weye

 

[TIMING]

there was a comedian who asid that the ebst way kutongoza ni kwenda straight na kuomba sex!!!:embarassed2:

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Mstari wangu wa kwanza mara ya kwanza ( 1st enconuter ) huwa unaanza hivi.

Mtazamaji : " Habari yako dada ? "

nasubiri jibu tuendeleeeeeee

Habari yangu imefanyaje. . . ?

 

[jmushi1]

"You are so amazingly... wonderfully... beautifully... awesomely... maybe... no most definitely the most precious of all precious things"

You deserve the world, and I know I can't give that to you. So I'll give you the next best thing....my world.

 

[Duduwasha]

lete hiyo nataka sasa hivi kabra sijaenda kazini

 

[Duduwasha]

Please be mine My darling dear
Love you all the time
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you

 

[Viol]

there was a comedian who asid that the ebst way kutongoza ni kwenda straight na kuomba sex!!!:embarassed2:

nikiwaza ni kama kuna kaukweli flani

 

[Coolbaby]

pima uwezo wako wako mwaga mistari huwez jua labda utatoka na kimwana ama mkaka wa haja.

Sikia inno hisia zangu nisha direct kwako so sioni haja ya kunitesa mi,u must knw dat i love u and i can live without u bt i dnt want it to be like dat coz my heart has choosen u...ooh baby u dnt knw wat ur missing

 

[Mtazamaji]

Habari yangu imefanyaje. . . ?

Ni salaam nakusbahi

 

[mpoleeee]

there was a comedian who asid that the ebst way kutongoza ni kwenda straight na kuomba sex!!!:embarassed2:

can i uz the same line on u?

 

[mpoleeee]

@walioelekeza mistar kwang roho yang ipo kwingine

 

[mpoleeee]

Aiseeee, . . .
Mshindi atazawadiwa?

kupat mpz zawad tosha

 

[mpoleeee]

Mbona unajihami? Subiri mistari...

sijhami ndio ukweli

 

[mpoleeee]

akina rrrrr, wana mistari hii

1. Rara nikurare
2. Rara nikurenge
3. Uchue mi panga rangu rinataka kukuchoma

kuniraraaa kutahusisha kundondokea?