stevoh
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- Dec 5, 2011
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A married man was
having an affair
with his secretary.
One day, their
passions overcame
them and they took off for her
house, where they
made passionate
love all afternoon.
Exhausted from
the wild sex, they fell asleep,
awakening around
8:00 pm. As the
man threw on his
clothes, he told the
woman to take his shoes outside and
rub them through
the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she
nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his
shoes and drove
home.
"Where have you
been?" demanded
his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie
to you. I've been
having an affair
with my secretary
and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell
asleep and didn't
wake up until eight
o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes
and said, "You
lying bastard!
You've been
playing golf!"xD
having an affair
with his secretary.
One day, their
passions overcame
them and they took off for her
house, where they
made passionate
love all afternoon.
Exhausted from
the wild sex, they fell asleep,
awakening around
8:00 pm. As the
man threw on his
clothes, he told the
woman to take his shoes outside and
rub them through
the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she
nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his
shoes and drove
home.
"Where have you
been?" demanded
his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie
to you. I've been
having an affair
with my secretary
and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell
asleep and didn't
wake up until eight
o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes
and said, "You
lying bastard!
You've been
playing golf!"xD
