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Why Aren't You Married?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mr.Toyo, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Mr.Toyo

    Mr.Toyo JF-Expert Member

    Aug 12, 2011
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    Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

    You haven't asked yet.

    I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

    Because I just love hearing this question.

    Just lucky, I guess.

    It gives my mother something to live for.

    My fianc�e is awaiting his/her parole.

    I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

    Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

    I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

    It didn't seem worth a blood test.

    I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

    Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

    My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

    I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

    They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

    I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

    I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

    What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

    I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

    Why aren't you thin?

    I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

    (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.