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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You can not have any Cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife......
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You can not have any Cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife......
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.
