Weird revelations

funluverx said:

Self-Trade-Marking this is PLAGIARISM Muzee.

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Mjamaa1 said:

Life is a DICK teh

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funluverx said:

-That's right!

Btw, Your ID intrigues me,

What's your sex?
Fi u don't mind, That is.

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squirtinator said:

...It's quite difficult to pinpoint the original author of this article. The article is everywhere in the internet. I just checked. But still, the threader here should appreciate wherever he got it from.

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wa stendi said:

Life is like a dick..

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Nicklaus said:

If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE.

Can u elaborate this statement?

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Mshana Jr said:

If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE

Did you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy.... And that is the original of BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Before sex you help each other get naked... After sex, your dress yourself
Moral ; IN LIFE NO ONE HELP YOU ONCE YOU ARE FUCKED. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Success is like pregnancy
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you've got FUCKED to achieve it...

Life is like a Dick.., sometimes it becomes HARD for no reason [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Practical thought; a husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet not her eyes.... A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE....!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRANTS!
But none of them come n touch the man's dick and say... WELL DONE..! [emoji23]
Moral: HARD WORK NEVER APPRECIATED... only the results matter!

Jr[emoji769]

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Da Lu said:

Hapana nimetoka patupu lugha gongana.

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TOHATO said:

Nimejitaidi kusoma commet ili nielewe kimeandikwa nini. nashukuru nimepata mwanga juu ya mada.
Kwa wenzangu wote wasoma commet kupata maana ya uzi ungana nami kwa ki like tu

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Dreka said:

single people will be online the whole day jus commenting, tweeting, Rtin, and liking until their phones become hot

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Dreka said:

single people will be online the whole day jus commenting, tweeting, Rtin, and liking until their phones become hot

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kabanga said:

.... only result matter Mshana Jr

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eddy brown said:

That is "Grand father big" (babu kubwa)

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