Weird revelations

Da Lu said:

Hapana nimetoka patupu lugha gongana.

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URBAN MONKEY said:

Nimeelewa neno **** pekee

chattle boi

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radicals said:

Thank you great thinker

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radicals said:

Thank you great thinker

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Louis II said:

Huu Uzi utapata wachangiaji wachache sana kutoka kolomije maana hapo full kujing'ata ndimi ndani kwa ndani!!!

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Mshana Jr said:

If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE
Tafsiri:unaponyonya titi moja la mwanamke,,, mwenyewe kwa hiari yake atakupa la pili..
Na hii ndio maana asilia ya nunua moja upate nyongeza

Did you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy.... And that is the original of BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Before sex you help each other get naked... After sex, your dress yourself
Moral ; IN LIFE NO ONE HELP YOU ONCE YOU ARE FUCKED. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Success is like pregnancy
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you've got FUCKED to achieve it...

Life is like a Dick.., sometimes it becomes HARD for no reason [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]TAFSIRI ; Maisha ni kama bolo kuna wakati yanakuwa magumu bila sababu

Practical thought; a husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet not her eyes.... A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE....!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRANTS!
But none of them come n touch the man's dick and say... WELL DONE..! [emoji23]
Moral: HARD WORK NEVER APPRECIATED... only the results matter!

Jr[emoji769]

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Bradha said:

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] Well said bro.
I wish ingelikua ningekusikia ukiongea hivi, ingenoga zaidi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].
Demiss unafuraha kweli wewe, don't make his life hard plz.

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sumbai said:

Mshana Jr again.

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Da Lu said:

Hapana nimetoka patupu lugha gongana.

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