Watanzania bhanaaa

[D Metakelfin]

*...... Boyfriend wako akiwa anakupa mizawadi kedekede unasema MAHABA*
*Lakina kaka yako akifanya hivyi kwa mkewe unasema LIMBWATA*

*Hivi wadada aliyewaruhusu kuvuta bangi nani?*

 

[Certified Hater]

ilibidi useme wanawake sio watanzania ume generalize sana.

 

[D Metakelfin]

Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzania: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim? Tanzanian: No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian: Can you swim?
British: Yes!
Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzania Rocks!


European : Why do you Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!

 

[herikipaji]

Mswahili ni mswahili tu hanaga pema hata umuokoe kutoka kifo iko siku atakufanyizia mbaya sana.

 

[D Metakelfin]

*USISOME*

*USISOMEE*

*Jamaa mmoja alikuwa hospital njaa ikamuuma sana, jamaa akaingia wodi ya wagonjwa wa TB akaona beseni limejaa MAKOHOZI YA NJANO akajua UJI kwa uroho akalikwapua na kuanza kunywa yale MAKOHOZI mengine yakawa yanammwagikia mashavuni akawa anayalamba kwa ulimi mpaka yakaisha akaamua kukomba lile besen kwa kidole mana yalkuwa na ladha ya chumvichumvi halaf mazitozito kama mtindi, mengine yalishaanza kuoza mana yalikuwa ya tangu juzi na mengine waliyatema muda huohuo hivyo yalkuwa na harufu kali kidogo...*
*USIKUNJE SURA! nlkuonya usisome hukutaka kunielewa...*
*Ona sasa unataka kutapika*



[HASHTAG]#SirudiTena[/HASHTAG]

 

[ZNM]

*USISOME*

*USISOMEE*

*Jamaa mmoja alikuwa hospital njaa ikamuuma sana, jamaa akaingia wodi ya wagonjwa wa TB akaona beseni limejaa MAKOHOZI YA NJANO akajua UJI kwa uroho akalikwapua na kuanza kunywa yale MAKOHOZI mengine yakawa yanammwagikia mashavuni akawa anayalamba kwa ulimi mpaka yakaisha akaamua kukomba lile besen kwa kidole mana yalkuwa na ladha ya chumvichumvi halaf mazitozito kama mtindi, mengine yalishaanza kuoza mana yalikuwa ya tangu juzi na mengine waliyatema muda huohuo hivyo yalkuwa na harufu kali kidogo...*
*USIKUNJE SURA! nlkuonya usisome hukutaka kunielewa...*
*Ona sasa unataka kutapika*



[HASHTAG]#SirudiTena[/HASHTAG]

Dah, umeniharibia siku!

 

[D Metakelfin]

NATAFUTA MSICHANA ANAYE ANAYEJUA KUCHUNA VIZURI MAANA NATAKA KUFUNGUA BUTCHER.

Kama yupo aje pm

 

[D Metakelfin]

Kuna mzee mmoja alipokaribia kufa akaacha wasia ufuatao " Nikifa bomoeni nyumba kuna mali nyingi sana chini '' Alipokufa wale watoto wakafata wasia wakabomoa nyumba wakakuta karatasi imeandikwa "KAMA VIDUME JENGENI YENU ''.
CHEKA POLE POLE

 

[D Metakelfin]

*Demu akikukataa kisa huna hela....wala usbishe nenda kazitafute ukizipata nae akija mrudiane mwabie siwez ku date na mwanamke asie bikra nenda kaitafute....*

[bold/]*wadada kama nawaona vile mnavotukubali na umasikin wetu*

 

[Mlachake]

kwele wewe K NI K

 

[Wgr30]

*USISOME*

*USISOMEE*

*Jamaa mmoja alikuwa hospital njaa ikamuuma sana, jamaa akaingia wodi ya wagonjwa wa TB akaona beseni limejaa MAKOHOZI YA NJANO akajua UJI kwa uroho akalikwapua na kuanza kunywa yale MAKOHOZI mengine yakawa yanammwagikia mashavuni akawa anayalamba kwa ulimi mpaka yakaisha akaamua kukomba lile besen kwa kidole mana yalkuwa na ladha ya chumvichumvi halaf mazitozito kama mtindi, mengine yalishaanza kuoza mana yalikuwa ya tangu juzi na mengine waliyatema muda huohuo hivyo yalkuwa na harufu kali kidogo...*
*USIKUNJE SURA! nlkuonya usisome hukutaka kunielewa...*
*Ona sasa unataka kutapika*



[HASHTAG]#SirudiTena[/HASHTAG]

Dah!! wewe jamaa snitch kweli yani! umeniharibia siku sana aisee!!!

 

[Pohamba]

Mwanamke hataki Wifi zake ( dada wa Mume wake) Waingilie Ndoa yake lakin yeye ndio Kimbelembele kuingilia Ndoa ya Kaka yake

 

[D Metakelfin]

*Nimevurugwa jamani*
*Hebu na wewe imagine Kwa mfano tundu la choo lingekua na kamera linarekodi movie we ungekua season ya ngapiiii??*


*#ujinga siachi* @

 

[wakusoza]

Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzania: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim? Tanzanian: No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian: Can you swim?
British: Yes!
Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzania Rocks!


European : Why do you Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!

umejarbu

 

[D Metakelfin]

*Boy umelala kwa dem wako then ukakojoa kitandani halafu ile unamalizia tone LA mwisho la mkojo,unashtuka ......na dem yupo nje anapiga mswaki*

*Lazima ukumbuke kipindi cha mazingaombwe shuleni walikuwa wanalipa shingapi kiingilio*
*Jamani na njaa*

 

[D Metakelfin]

 

[D Metakelfin]

Mwalimu: Taja vyanzo vitatu vya mapato vya Serikali.

Mwanafunzi: "Lambilambi" za Bukoba, "lambilambi" za Lucky Vincent, na Mafao ya Vyeti Feki.

 

[D Metakelfin]

*BARUA YA KUACHA KAZI BY "SHAMBA BOY"*

Dia Bhosi,
I write this letter to refuse job as garden boy, Enafu is enafu, You did not add any money from long ago.You give me young money witch can only buy 5 packets of shuga. Every moon you give me envelopi i open only to see young money inside. One day i wake up so late bcoz i was seek. Madam keek me like soka. my board was hate like i was bitten 619 race - ling. This is ova...IM ALSO A WOMAN BEING.

 

[carbamazepine]

Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzania: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim? Tanzanian: No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian: Can you swim?
British: Yes!
Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzania Rocks!


European : Why do you Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!

Hahaa